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I’d like to help pitch in with? dinner.

我想幫忙一起做飯。

Really? You’re joking.

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No. I’d like to do something special for you on your birthday.

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I’d like that. Alright, put on this apron first.

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OK…Now how can I help, hon??

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Hmm, let me see… Boil some water and then whisk two eggs.

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Easy. I could do that with my eyes closed.（after a while）Done.

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Not bad. Okay, now take some meat and potatoes from the fridge.

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How many potatoes do you need?

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Three. And bring four bell peppers?.

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Gotcha?… OK. Here they are.

明白…好了fc2免费黄色视频，拿來了91在线综合视频。

Now wash them, then dice the potatoes and bell peppers. Then slice the meat.

現(xiàn)在把它們洗一下，然后把土豆和青椒切成丁兒在线看国产精品DVD三级，然后再把肉切成片露脸在线。

Where’s the peeler?

削皮刀在哪兒？

It’s in the cabinet… Adam, the gas cooker doesn’t work.

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What? Oh, shit! I cut my finger.

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Let me take a look at that… I can’t stop the bleeding. We need to go to the hospital.

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I guess cooking is not as easy as I thought.

我想做飯并不像我想的那么簡單。