All women are crazy, 所有的女人都瘋了国产男女猛烈无遮挡免费视频网站，

All men are dumb. 所有的人都是愚蠢的人人操人人色威尼斯。

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We still want some. 我們還是希望一些亚洲日韩国产黄色片。

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And it's sad but true: 而且它是可悲的91免费视频网，但真實的：

That we just can't quit 'em, 那我們就不能放棄他們，

And we can't live with 'em, 我們不能忍受他們，

What's a man to do? 什么是一個人嗎老太婆黄色片？

   

Back in the bible 早在圣經(jīng)

There was a tree 有一棵樹

Lord said to Adam, 耶和華說：亞當日本中文字幕系列网址，

"Don't you eat that fruit" “難道你吃的水果”

He said, "Fine by me." 他說：“我無所謂。 ”

But then along came Eve, 但就在這時前夕一级黄色网站片AV，

Looking to do wrong. 希望做錯誤的国产激情A∨在线视频播放。

And on account of her curves, 而且由于她的曲線，

And his lack of nerves, 而他缺乏的神經(jīng)狼友推荐网址，

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'Cause all women are crazy, “因為所有女人都瘋了，

All men are dumb. 所有的人都是愚蠢的欧美第一次破苞视频在线看。

'Cause though we know they're crazy, “原因雖然我們知道他們是瘋了一级黄片欧美操逼，

We still want some. 我們還是希望一些。

It's nothing new, 這是什么新東西717秋霞电影网，

And it's sad but true: 而且它是可悲的，但真實的：

That we just can't quit 'em 那我們就不能退出時間

And we can't live with 'em 我們不能生活在時間

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Take my old lady, 就拿我的老太太丰满熟妇乱又伦精品，

I bought her a gown. 我給她買了禮服。

We were fixing 我們被固定

To go out mixing 走出去混

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She said, "Do I look fat?" 她說久久综合婷婷七月丁香， “我看起來胖嗎？ ”

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Just a little round..." 只是有點圓... “

And since that day, 從那天開始姐久久综合，

I've walked this way. 我已經(jīng)走了這條路。

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All men are dumb. 所有的人都是愚蠢的。

'Cause though we know they're crazy, “原因雖然我們知道他們是瘋了97亚洲综合色成在线观看，

We still want some. 我們還是希望一些国产黄片毛片视频。

It's nothing new. 這是什么新鮮事。

And it's sad but true: 而且它是可悲的激情图区，但真實的：

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And we can't live with 'em, 我們不能忍受他們，

What's a man to do? 什么是一個人嗎美女裸体让男人玩动态图？

   

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And asked for her hand. 并詢問了她的手。

She was the calmest, 她是最平靜的comwww啊好大轻点，

And the sweetest girl in all the land. 而甜美的女孩在所有的土地特黄又大又粗又硬作爱大片。

But then the ring went on, 但隨后環(huán)的推移，

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She went BrideZilla, 她去BrideZilla ，

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She ate three kids 她吃了三個孩子

And my auntie's wig 和我阿姨的假發(fā)

And the pastor's dog. 和牧師的狗。

   

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All men are dumb. 所有的人都是愚蠢的久久久久久久妓女精品影院。

'Cause though we know they're crazy, “原因雖然我們知道他們是瘋了，

We still want some. 我們還是希望一些永久黄网站色视频免费费。

It's nothing new, 這是什么新東西，

And it's sad but true: 而且它是可悲的，但真實的：

That we just can't quit 'em, 那我們就不能放棄他們午夜无码一级成年大片在线69式，

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You just can't shoot 'em, 你就不能拍他們，

Or you'll end in prison. 否則你會最終在監(jiān)獄里美女黄视频黄视频。

And the biker from Hell, 從地獄騎車，

In your prison cell 在你的牢房

Might take a shine to you. 可能需要照耀你日韩天堂2017。