I was having a bad week – I crashed the car and the cat carked it 我有一個糟糕的一周 - 我撞了車阿拉伯三级片视频，貓carked它

Weighed myself outside Woolies and I’d put on 4 kilos 權(quán)衡自己毛褲外面国产日韩欧美色另类，我把4公斤

   

Arranged to meet an old friend for coffee 約好老友咖啡

I poured my heart out – told her all about 我傾注我的心臟了 - 告訴她所有關(guān)于

Poor dead fluffy, and the bloody car, and did she think I should go on a diet? 可憐死了蓬松和血腥的車国产高清国内精品综合色噜噜，她又覺得我應(yīng)該去減肥亚洲操影院？

   

She studied my face, trying to frame the words to say 她研究我的臉亚洲色图综合图区，試圖幀的話想說

Just the right blend of sympathy and advice 恰到好處的融合同情和建議

She took a big breath. 她花了一大口氣。

And looked into my eyes and she said: 看著我的眼睛h爱视频，她說：

   

You should go on Australian Idol! 你應(yīng)該去澳洲偶像！

Even if you don’t win, you’ll have a great time. 即使你不贏国产iGAO手机视频网，你將有一個美好的時光欧美午夜三级缴情性影院。

Don’t worry that you don’t look like a supermodel 別擔(dān)心，你不會看起來像一個超級名模做

They’re even letting fatties on there now so you should be fine. 他們甚至讓胖子在那里人人操在线精品，現(xiàn)在女生精黄色网站，所以你應(yīng)該罰款。

   

I said ‘Thanks, I feel a lot better now’ 我說： “謝謝国产欧美乱色伦，我感覺好多了a毛片网站全部播放，現(xiàn)在

Then I erased her number from my phone 然后，我刪除了她的號碼從我的手機(jī)

I didn’t know how much we’d grown apart. 我不知道我們會多么分道揚(yáng)鑣99久久精品毛片免费播放高。

   

The very next day was my birthday. 第二天是我的生日亚洲黄色不卡视频。

No one called, except my grandma 沒有人叫，除了我的奶奶

And she was drunk, she just needed a lift home from the pub 她是醉了黄色视频美国，她只是需要搭車回家在线视频观看欧美，從酒吧

   

Then that Sunday night, I went to dinner with my rellies 然后那個星期天晚上，我去吃飯我rellies

They said ‘Happy Birthday! Do you mind if we put the tv on? 他們說生日快樂色色色五月天大白腿导航！你介意我們把電視上日本e视频在线播放？

It’s nearly the final of Australian Idol and 這幾乎是最后的澳洲偶像和

   

You should go on Australian Idol 你應(yīng)該去澳洲偶像

You’re much prettier than her – she looks like a pudding 你比她漂亮多了 - 她看起來像一個布丁

‘You’ll win it no worries love’ said my uncle “你贏了沒有后顧之憂的愛”說我叔叔

And I just turned and looked at him like he was something that I stood in. 而我只是轉(zhuǎn)過身看著他，好像他是東西天天色天天操天天摸天天抽，我站在英寸

   

And don’t get me wrong – if I turn on the tv and it’s on 而且不要誤會我的意思 - 如果我打開電視黄片一级免费观看，它的上

I can’t stop watching. Even with the ads 我不能停下來觀看。甚至與廣告

Even with those two dickheads blabbing on between songs 即使這兩個dickheads blabbing在歌曲之間

I love to see their spirits crushed, their egos shattered 我喜歡看到他們的精神粉碎黄色视频免费网上站，他們的自我破滅

I love the ones that really suck in the first auditions 我愛那些真正吸第一試鏡

I love to watch them sob, their dreams in tatters 我喜歡看他們哭泣日韩综艺精品视频在线观看，他們的夢想支離破碎

And I laugh while I eat my dinner 我笑了，而我吃我的晚餐

They’re crying in their 5-star hotel, and I’m cackling on my cack-brown couch 他們哭泣的5星級酒店久久影院无码专区人妻，而且我咯咯地叫我CACK褐色沙發(fā)

And it’s not that I am jealous, I’m not jealous, I’m not jealous. 而且這不是我嫉妒免费网站看AⅤ片在线观看，我不吃醋，我不嫉妒wwwav免费在线。

The next Sunday, I had a pretty bad hangover 接下來的星期天在线观看人成网视频，我有一個非常糟糕的宿醉

   

Feeling pretty grumpy 感覺還脾氣暴躁

Sitting on the couch, eating Pringles feeling sorry for myself. 坐在沙發(fā)上黄色网页免费看，吃著品客薯片為自己感到難過。

I flipped to Channel 10 and before I knew it I was watching a really short guy 我翻了翻頻道10之前久久久久久九九99精品伊人，我就知道我在看一個很短的家伙

Singing that really annoying song by Craig David. 唱歌真的很煩歌曲克雷格大衛(wèi)菠萝在线成人网站。

   

Suddenly I rose to my feet – it must have been divine intervention 我突然涌上了我的腳 - 這一定是天意

I saw the light in front of me, and I screamed! 我看見光在我面前，我尖叫日韩综合在线草草！

   

Why am I watching Australian Idol? (God!) 為什么我看澳洲偶像高清性色生活片mmm？ （天啊麻豆精品三级视频在线播放！ ）

Am I really reduced to this pitiful state? Jesus! 難道我真的要減少這種可憐的狀態(tài)呢午夜电影网理论片？耶穌！

I may as well just head down to my local karaoke bar 我可能也只是低著頭精品久久久一级毛片，以我的本地卡拉OK酒吧

Or better still just change to SBS. 或者更好的是只是改變到SBS 姐姐直播官网。

You better believe it – I changed to SBS 你最好相信它 - 我換到SBS

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