Look 看

If you had 如果你有

One shot 一桿

To sit on your lazy butt 坐在你的屁股懶

And watch all the TV you ever wanted 看著所有你想要的電視

Until your brain turned to mush 直到你的大腦變成玉米粥

Would you go for it? 你會去嗎？

Or just let it slip? 還是讓它溜走？

Yo 喲

   

Remote is ready 遠(yuǎn)程就緒

Eyes wide, palms are sweaty 眼睛睜得大大，手掌出汗

There's Flintstones on the TV already 有摩登原始人在電視上已經(jīng)

Wilma 'n' Betty 威爾瑪N貝蒂

No virgin to channel surfin' 沒有處女通道SURFIN

And I'm HD-ready 而我準(zhǔn)高清

So I flip 所以我翻轉(zhuǎn)

Garbage is all I'm getting 垃圾是所有我得到

   

There's Simon Cowell 還有西蒙·考威爾

Who folks wanna disembowel 人誰不想開膛破肚

He opens his mouth 他張開嘴

Always says something foul 總是說些犯規(guī)

They're dyin', wow 他們快要枯萎，哇

Wannabes are crying now 崇拜者現(xiàn)在都在哭

He votes them out 他票出來

Time to throw in the towel 時間認(rèn)輸

   

Shows based on reality 可見立足于現(xiàn)實

Oh, the humanity! 哦，人類欧美另类XXXXHD高清！

Oh, Ozzy's family 哦，奧茲的家人

Sho' loves profanity 翔“愛的褻瀆

Whoa, the insanity 哇最新国产小视频，精神錯亂

Oh, dogs that crap and pee 呵呵精品99r，狗廢話和撒尿

Home of depravity? 首頁墮落？

No, they live happily 不，他們快樂地生活

Yo 喲

   

Plus "Da Ali G Show" 再加上“大阿里摹展”

And "Celebrity Mole" 與“名人鼴鼠”

Oh, and there's Anna Nicole 哦97人人草人人，還有安娜妮

Well, she's scaring me 好吧A片视频网站在线免费观看，她嚇到我了

   

"Look ma, no cavities" “看馬，沒有蛀牙”

Oh, it's a station break 哦肏屄在线免费视频，這是一個休息??站

Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something 更好地走出去了廚房精品浮力影院一区二区，微波爐東西

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me “你會失去你的心在看著”電視“他們告訴我，他們會罵我

But I'd still tune in every show (show) 但我還是調(diào)在每一個節(jié)目（節(jié)目）

My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我的電纜獲得的C- SPAN 一av天堂，電視中国黄色网站在线播放，土地，和HBO

The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo) 旅游頻道色色很污的视频网站，發(fā)現(xiàn)和壽命（歲）

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" “你會失去你的心在看著”電視“

They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no) 他們告訴我日本三级欧美三级人妇视频，哄騙我， “關(guān)閉這些音樂錄影帶”（無）

I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我會看的C- SPAN 无码人中文字幕黑人，電視久久精品国产只有精品2021，土地，和HBO

The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo) 歷史頻道和QVC和壽命（歲）

(You're gonna) （你會）

   

My butt is aching 我的屁股痛

As I watch NASCAR racing 當(dāng)我看納斯卡賽車

That show about undertaking 顯示人們對承諾

Larry King 拉里·金

To "24" to "Law And Order" 以“24”為“法律與秩序”

The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters 天氣頻道的枯燥欧美高清视频在线观看，如“ 60分鐘”的古老記者

Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story" 接下來在“E 国产91麻豆免费观看！真實的好萊塢故事”

The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey 十二個??演員的興衰名為科里

   

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin' 顯示了明年秋天131美女爱做视频在线观看，他們已經(jīng)被那敏

"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n' “犯罪現(xiàn)場調(diào)查：博伊西”和“感動叔叔”兩個聲音很蹩腳N

So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond" 所以欧美性爱播出曰韩性爱播出，做“人人可承受翔”

And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute 而“女王之王”跳鯊魚的第一分鐘

I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it 我簡直不敢相信理查德西蒙斯是不是在這

   

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter" 我會向右移動到“ 8個簡單的規(guī)則約會我對青少年的女兒”

Then I bet 然后，我敢打賭日韩色色图片，

I watch "The Bachelorette" 我看的“單身女郎”

Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter" 其次是“歡迎回來毛茸茸性XXXX，科特”

And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna' 而“大青蛙布偶秀”里，他們?nèi)?Mahna Mahna “

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" “你會失去你的頭腦看電視”

They told me, they'd scold me 他們告訴我乱伦视频网站，他們會罵我

But I'd still tune in every show (show) 但我還是調(diào)在每一個節(jié)目（節(jié)目）

My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我的電纜獲得的C- SPAN 可以免费观看一级毛片黄a，電視，土地无码黄色网，和HBO

The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo) 迪斯尼頻道和A＆ E和壽命（歲）

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" “你會失去你的頭腦看電視”

They told me, cajoled me 他們告訴我视频一区在线看，我哄騙

But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow) 但我還是喜歡麗莎·庫卓（卓爾）

I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我期待在C- SPAN ，電視九一香蕉国产在线观看AV，土地91POPNY老熟女国产，和HBO

The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo) 花花公子頻道和法院電視和壽命（歲）

(You're Gonna) （你要）

   

Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space" 千萬不要錯過“飛躍情海”或“迷失太空”

I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace" 我見過的每一個“極速前進”和“尋人密探組”

But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day 但我只看過“威爾和格蕾絲”一次1天

Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay 希望我沒有造成的TiVo現(xiàn)在認(rèn)為我是同性戀

   

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour 哦av黄色网址， “恐懼因素”我看了人人看人人草人人搞人人鲁人人插，也許半小時

After that, felt like I needed a long shower 在此之后，覺得我需要一個很長的淋浴

Network execs with naked ambitions 網(wǎng)絡(luò)高管赤裸的野心

"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians" “下周在狐貍欧美日本亚洲国产另类，看獅子吃基督徒”

   

Like to tie up those programming planners 想綁住這些節(jié)目策劃

Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners" 讓時間看所有的垃圾99re，直到他們的頭上爆炸一樣“掃描儀”

Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor" 水蛭覆蓋的“幸存者”平頭eatin 傻瓜

Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider 看看有詹姆斯立頓討論羅布施奈德先生的作品

   

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver" 這里面的“吉利根”和“海綿寶寶”，加上有“百戰(zhàn)天龍”

And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a 和杰雷諾得到了麥當(dāng)娜，嘿嘿還有盧克·佩里在

Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey" 特種所有豬拉丁插曲“德魯·凱里”

   

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak 想打開“ E.T. ” “因為我是個八卦的怪胎

And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week 我得知道是誰洛佩茲是marryin “這個星期

A 30 second spot 30秒點

Then we come back to "Are You Hot?" 然后大战黑人AV无码，我們再回過頭來“你熱嗎欧美性爱一级shipin？ ”

I was planning on recording "The Sopranos" 我打算拍攝“黑道家族”

I forgot 我忘了

   

I love shows with or without a plot 我喜歡演出有或沒有的情節(jié)

I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot 我會盯著，直到我的腿麻了人人操人人干人人乐综合色站，我的眼睛布滿血絲

Because I only have got 因為我只有拿到

One brain to rot 一個大腦腐爛

I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot 我會用我的生命看電視了不少

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" “你會失去你的頭腦看電視”

They told me, they'd scold me 他們告訴我日韩三级无码中文字幕视频，他們會罵我

But I'd still tune in every show (show) 但我還是調(diào)在每一個節(jié)目（節(jié)目）

My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我的電纜獲得的C- SPAN ，電視免费看黄动漫，土地色综合网久久，和HBO

The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo) 科幻頻道和AMC和壽命（歲）

   

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" “你會失去你的頭腦看電視”

They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no) 他們告訴我，哄騙我国产看片地址， “關(guān)閉的奧普拉·溫弗瑞秀” （無）

I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO 我得到了它在C- SPAN 国产乱伦露脸无码，電視，土地看黄的网页，和HBO

The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo) 學(xué)習(xí)頻道及MTV和壽命（歲）

(You're gonna) （你會）

   

You can watch anything you want to, man 你可以看你想要什么A片黑白配一级福利久久，人