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When I was 17 I was staying in NYC 17歲那年我住在紐約

And my homie told me where I could get a fake Id 和我親密的告訴我91人妻论坛国内入口，在那里我可以得到一個假身份證

"Aiyo son you better get that shit when you in NY" “哎喲兒子，你最好把狗屎當(dāng)你在紐約”

So I hopped on the subway and I gave it a try 于是我跳上地鐵久久99精品国产免费，我給它一個嘗試

Plesant surprise the Id looked fine Plesant驚喜的標(biāo)識看起來很好

5'9, blues eyes, born in 1979 59 国产嫖妓一区精品视频，藍(lán)色的眼睛，出生于1979年

Nervous as hell I went to the store with my homie 緊張得要命我去店里與我親密

Came out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40" 走了出來欧洲人与动牲交Α欧美精品，大喊“耶国产精品-色哟哟，他們賣給我40 ”

You know that I was the man 你知道我是男人

Buying the contraband with a fake ass hologram 購買違禁一個假屁股全息圖

No more looking for bums, standing in the rain 沒有更多的尋找流浪漢，站在雨中

Stranded on Broadway and giving 'em all my change 滯留在百老匯日韩性色生活免费观看，并給予他們所有的零錢

For the rest of the summer man I was on fades 在夏季人的休息我是衰

17, had it made, getting drunk everyday 17日欧美一级媱片^片久久精品，曾發(fā)微博，醉酒的日常

Eh, I got treated a whole new way 嗯99er在线视频，我得到治療的一種全新方式

Because of a piece of plastic that proved I was of age 因為一塊塑料的事實證明我是年齡

   

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club. 你知道我在說什么色哟哟亚洲，突然間你這個小塑料片，你是在俱樂部欧美一级A片直播。

   

Now for the next three years I had so much fun 現(xiàn)在人人看黄视频，在接下來的三年里，我有這么多的樂趣

Getting drunk in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21 在嘻哈俱樂部喝醉了啪啪啪免费无码视频，你必須年滿21歲

Then one day I was walking and I saw a sign 后來有一天我走综合久久2019，我看到一個Sign

That said KRS-One 21 up and live 這就是說，KRS -One的21和活

That's hella tight 這是海拉緊

Aiyo I heard he always ripped it 唉喲wwjizz国产，我聽到他總是撕開它

So I hopped up in my Civic and went out to by a ticket 所以欧美激情久久，我在文娛跳起來，出去了一票

When I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id's 當(dāng)我站起來的門保鏢檢查標(biāo)識的

Looks at mine and he's like "Nah we don't take these" 看我的国产熟睡乱子乱A片，他像“吶国产AV无码AV一区，我們不承擔(dān)這些”

I tried to reach and grab my shit back 我試圖達(dá)到并抓住我的屎回來

But the mother fucker was tougher than Shaq, on crack 但母親笨蛋比鯊魚更嚴(yán)厲，對裂紋

I should of punched him, but I would have reached his knee cap 我應(yīng)該打他一区二区激情黄色视频免费观看，但我已經(jīng)達(dá)到了自己的膝蓋

   

And that probably wouldn't have hurt him very much 而這也許就不會傷害他非常

   

He kept laughing and smilin' and he called me a dumb shit 他不停地笑a级视频观看路线一，微笑 小视频福利，他叫我啞巴狗屎

And if I would of let myself I would have cried in public 如果將我讓我自己，我會當(dāng)眾哭過

Oh no, I'm like give it back bro 哦中文字幕无码一级A片，不A片视频网站在线免费观看，我想還給兄弟

But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian Deebo 不過沒有關(guān)系，我的ID被劫持的白人Deebo

   

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and it's still not very funny. Fucker 哈哈肏屄在线免费视频，我笑了，但現(xiàn)在在當(dāng)時真的是不好笑嗯一毛片黄片操逼片，它仍然不是很搞笑一av天堂。笨蛋

   

Bitch why you got to take my Id? 婊子，為什么你一定要帶我的ID 81色色色？

Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea? 為什么我到了21歲喝長島冰茶色色很污的视频网站？

I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten 我討厭保鏢與他們的光頭和10英尺長的腿和襯衫，他們傲然挺立時国家aaaa级黄片，他們都像10

Get 'em 得到時間

Your mother is dumb for having you 你媽媽是啞巴為有你

You're a bouncer because you have a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you 你是個愛說大話无码人中文字幕黑人，因為你有一個小家伙，作為一個孩子每個人都嘲笑你

Get 'em 得到時間

You're too big and you never seemed to listen 你太大了久久男人深夜影院，你似乎從來沒有聽

You look injected with the shit they give to KFC chickens 你看起來注入他們給肯德基的雞拉屎

Get 'em 得到時間

I don't like ya, at all I despise you 我不喜歡你又黑又粗又长的欧美一区，在所有我鄙視你

If I was tall I would fight you 如果我是高大的，我打你

If I was a dog I would bite you 如果我是一只狗无码毛片视频一区二区免费播放，我咬你

Every single day you make people cry 每一天图片区小说区另类春色，你讓人哭

And your job is to go and ruin teenager's lives 而你的工作就是去毀滅少年的生命

Ok I'm going too far bouncers aren't all bad 好吧，我走得太遠(yuǎn)壯漢都并不全是壞事

I'm sure they make great husbands and really strong dads 我敢肯定羞羞在线，他們做出偉大的丈夫和真正強(qiáng)大爸爸

But hopefully you learned a lesson from me 但希望你從我這里學(xué)到了一課

Never take an MC's fake Id 永遠(yuǎn)不要一個MC的假身份證

   

Yup, I said never take an MC's fake Id 是啊在线观看91精品国产麻豆，我說從來沒有把一個MC的假身份證

You could be buff and tough, it don't matter to me 你可能會BUFF和堅韌，這并不重要亚洲黄色视频免费看，我

'Cause you're going to get burned if you step to MCs 因為你會引火燒身情侣av在线，如果你一步司儀