If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter 如果你的屁股是一家中國餐廳我要便便，便便拼盤

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class 我的朋友杰里Vandergrift吻了我的主頁乳油国产精品一区24p。類

Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass 當天下午在更衣室里的一些jarheads踢我的屁股

I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too 我說的家伙黄色网站视频看看，我很喜歡你，我喜歡的怪物卡車過

Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? 想看看我能有多少個俯臥撐嗎国产免费拍拍视频？

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks 我只是希望我是同性戀caopeng视频在线，所以我可以得到小雞

Chicks dig guys that are 小雞挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks that don't dig guys like me 小雞不掏家伙和我一樣

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 見我不奇怪的是我太丑陋

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be 但如果我是帥想像這將是多么偉大的是

Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony 隱身同性戀實際上，雖然欧美一级片免费在线观看，但不是這樣的亚洲欧州在线视频，雖然同質(zhì)偽假

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity 也許這是一個愚蠢的理論或者只是愚蠢

But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry 但是，如果我是在時尚界queerbee

Scoring with a super model would be easy 具有超強的模型評分會很容易

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' 因為“超級模特”是指身材豐滿加勒比性交，但也有同義的“超級愚蠢的”

Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become 你看見我會是一個很好的傾聽讓她把我當成妹妹好妞色妞免费观看AV，很快我會成為

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair 這值得信賴的朋友，關(guān)心操B小视频，以摩擦她的背部和她的辮子發(fā)型

No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear 不小度小度我要看欧美三级黄色片，它不會是一個星期前，我在她的內(nèi)衣

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks 我希望我是同性戀手机黄网欧美高清，所以我可以得到小雞

Chicks dig guys that are 小雞挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks that don't dig guys like me 小雞不掏家伙和我一樣

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 見我不奇怪的是我太丑陋

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes 不要緊久久久丰满老熟妇，我在我的牛仔包裝; 這是什么在我的基因

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean 唯一的煙熏肉的香腸，我吃的是詹姆士狄恩做

See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline 見我不熱衷于凡士林的味道

No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen 不欧美熟妇人妻XXXXX，我不是戴安娜王妃欧美曰批视频免费播放免费，我不想成為王后

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks 我希望我是同性戀，所以我可以得到小雞

   

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis 反正如果我是同性戀黄色网站影视电影黑人视频在线观看，我不得不改變我的名字德克或路易斯

Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this 掛出與媽媽的發(fā)型師他的名字硤他有一個口齒不清他說話像這樣

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway 穿媽媽的內(nèi)衣學習百老匯的歌曲

And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet 欣賞Depeche Mode的和前衛(wèi)芭蕾

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks 我希望我是同性戀91视频国产美女裸体，所以我可以得到小雞

Chicks dig guys that are 小雞挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks dig guys that are 小雞挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks dig guys that are 小雞挖人是

Queer guys that don't dig 奇怪的家伙不挖

Chicks that don't dig guys like me 小雞不掏家伙和我一樣

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 見我不奇怪的是我太丑陋

And I don't shave my heiny 我不刮胡子我heiny

Don't shave my heiny 不刮胡子我heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly 見我不奇怪的是我太丑陋