This is Bo Burnham. 這是博伯納姆午夜福利影院网址。

He's 22 years old. 他是22歲www欧美A片。

He's a male, and he looks like the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen Degeneres. 他是個(gè)男的，他看起來(lái)就像有艾倫·德杰尼勒斯性別長(zhǎng)頸鹿的基因產(chǎn)物。

He has a gigantic head and tiny nipples. 他有一個(gè)巨大的頭和微小乳頭未满十八岁禁看的色色视频。

He's isolated himself over the last five years in the pursuit of comedy and, in doing so has lost touch with reality. 他隔絕了自己在追求喜劇的最后五年，做了這樣的現(xiàn)實(shí)已經(jīng)失去了聯(lián)系插插黄色爱。

You're an asshole, Bo. You hear me? 你是個(gè)混蛋黄色视频手机在线视频，博。你聽(tīng)到了嗎一边亲一边桶一边摸免费视频？

You think you know better than me. You think you know better than everybody. 你以為你比我更清楚曰曰尻夜夜尻。你以為你知道的比其他人更好。

You will die alone, and you will deserve it. 你會(huì)死的孤獨(dú)国产强奸网址，你會(huì)活該被男人桶添插。

But in the meantime you might as well tell those silly jokes of yours. 但在此期間，你不妨告訴你那些愚蠢的笑話美女黄片丝袜A片。

See if that helps. 看看是否有幫助。

   

You used to do comedy when you felt like being funny 你用來(lái)做喜劇免费爽A片在线观看无打码漫画，當(dāng)你覺(jué)得你是搞笑

But now you're contraction-ally obligated 但現(xiàn)在你收縮盟友義務(wù)

So dance you fucking monkey 所以跳舞你他媽的猴子

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Welcome to the show, this is Bo, this is his show, and Bo likes to dance like this 歡迎光臨展會(huì)，這是博超碰人人操人人舔，這是他的表演a级免费观看电影，博喜歡跳舞這樣的

Welcome to the show, this is Bo, this is his show, and Bo takes off his pants like this 歡迎光臨展會(huì)，這是波国产精品一级毛片在线看，這是他的表演97影院亚洲无码，而博脫下褲子這樣的

   

Play an invisible drum 發(fā)揮無(wú)形的鼓

Play an invisible trumpet [trumpet sound] 發(fā)揮無(wú)形的小號(hào)[小號(hào)聲]

Drink some invisible water 喝一些看不見(jiàn)的水

Oh shit! That water's real! 媽的！水真實(shí)的黄色一级影片！

   

Bo wants to make you feel comfortable 博想讓你覺(jué)得舒服

Bo wants to make you feel comfortable [random voice] 博想讓你覺(jué)得舒服[隨機(jī)聲音]

Bo wants to make you feel comfortable 博想讓你覺(jué)得舒服

So sit back, relax, and enjoy a healthy dose of 所以黄视频网站入口，坐下來(lái)，放松偷窥网址，享受一個(gè)健康的劑量

   

Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact) 長(zhǎng)時(shí)間接觸眼睛（眼睛長(zhǎng)時(shí)間接觸）

Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact) 長(zhǎng)時(shí)間接觸眼睛（眼睛長(zhǎng)時(shí)間接觸）

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(Prolonged eye contact) （長(zhǎng)時(shí)間接觸眼睛）

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Do you want to see a magic trick? (Yeah!) 你想看到一個(gè)魔術(shù)？ （是的免费一级无码婬片av！ ）

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Do you want to see a magic trick? (Yeah!) 你想看到一個(gè)魔術(shù)日韩经典自拍AV？ （是的日韩视频中文字幕一区不卡！ ）

Then pick a card any card-Psyche! 然后選擇一個(gè)卡上的任何卡琪！

   

Magic isn't real, you idiot, read a book 魔術(shù)是不是真實(shí)的日本免费A网站，你這個(gè)白癡一级一级一级一级一级毛片，讀一本書(shū)

Magic isn't real, you idiot, read a book 魔術(shù)是不是真實(shí)的，你這個(gè)白癡青春草视频网站，讀一本書(shū)

Magic isn't real, you idiot, read a book 魔術(shù)是不是真實(shí)的综合九九色，你這個(gè)白癡色中色综合网，讀一本書(shū)

Magic isn't real, or is it? 魔術(shù)是不是真實(shí)的，是這樣嗎欧美第一性交？

   

And at that moment, Bo's 20 year old cynicism melted into childlike wonder. 在那一刻jizz18国产在线观看，薄熙來(lái)的20歲的犬儒主義融入孩子氣的好奇。

He never knew there could be so much magic in the world. 他從來(lái)不知道可以有如此大的魔力世界日韩欧美综合乱伦。

It's a world of possibilities Bo. 這是可能性博的世界一级黄片男人与女人交配视频。

What do you want to do first? Run? Yeah sure you can run. 你想先做？跑国产区精品系列在线观看1000？對(duì)沒(méi)錯(cuò)欧美久久精品呦呦视频，你可以運(yùn)行。

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What? What are yo-what the fuck are you do-what the fuck are you doing? 什么亚洲毛片无码专区亚洲乱？什么是喲,人人综合操，你他媽的是你做的，你他媽的在做什么午夜一级一级www.？

Stop, st-stop it. What the f-you fucking idiot, stop, stop, stop. 停止亚洲一级毛片无码久久精品， ST-制止。什么是F-你他媽的白癡国产女人高潮免费视频，停欧美国产日韩水多，停，停男女羞羞视频。

   

Anyways. In the distance Bo saw a beautiful fairy. 反正欧美极品网站在线观看免费高清。在距離博看到了一個(gè)美麗的童話。

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He then came across an old bridge with a troll standing guard. 然后，他遇到了一個(gè)老橋巨魔站崗日韩一级黄片一区二区。

Bo knew he'd have to answer a riddle to get by. 博知道他不得不回答一個(gè)謎度日国产a片一级毛片网站。

The troll spoke thus: 'Alright for the last time man I'm not a troll, I'm homeless. Ok, do you have any spare change? Ok that's a used napkin I don't want that. No no stop just you know what leave just leave please leave.' 因此，巨魔說(shuō)話了：“好吧欧美一级特黄AAAA片免费，最后一次的人我不是一個(gè)巨魔wwww性，我無(wú)家可歸。好吧igao在线观看免费观看，你有沒(méi)有零錢(qián)欧美色83p？好吧，這是一個(gè)常用的餐巾紙www.九九爱，我不希望出現(xiàn)這種情況外国a色网站。沒(méi)有沒(méi)有停止只是你知道離開(kāi)只是離開(kāi)三级欧美日韩第一页，請(qǐng)離開(kāi)。 “

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And the pentacorn spoke thus: 'Hello Bo, I've been looking for you for quite a long t-ugh!' 而pentacorn這樣說(shuō)話了：“你好博，我一直在找你半天了長(zhǎng)T唉久久精品免费图片欣赏大全AV！ ”

   

He was safe, for now. But the dark thoughts would soon return. 他是安全的人人澡人人插人人射，現(xiàn)在是這樣。但是日本乱人伦A片免费高清，黑暗的想法會(huì)很快恢復(fù)久久福利精品国产极品刺激。

   

It's Godzilla! 這是哥斯拉！

   

It's so hard to be a lizard 這很難成為一個(gè)蜥蜴

It's hard to be a lizard 這很難成為一個(gè)蜥蜴

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It's hard to be a lizard 這很難成為一個(gè)蜥蜴

But it's harder to segue 但它很難Segue公司

   

Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn? 他是滑雪或者是他在一個(gè)同性戀色情性交a级视频免费看？

Is he skiing (what) or is he in a gay porn? 他是滑雪（什么）還是他的同性戀色情？

Is he skiing (huh) or is he in a gay porn? 他是滑雪（呵呵）影音先锋全部AV资源，或者是他在一個(gè)同性戀色情a片在线观看资源？

Here's a hint: he's in a gay porn 這里有一個(gè)提示：他是一個(gè)同性戀色情

   

Ok Bo this miming shit is getting pretty annoying so give 'em the real thing 好吧博這種假唱狗屎越來(lái)越煩了所以給他們真實(shí)的東西

   

My voice is so fucking natural 我的聲音是那么他媽的自然

It's naturally good 這是自然的好

Naturally good 當(dāng)然好

Naturally good 當(dāng)然好

   

This is the end of the song and the beginning of the show 這就是這首歌的結(jié)束和演出的開(kāi)始

Welcome to the show 歡迎光臨展會(huì)

   

That lizard part was pretty fucking stupid 這蜥蜴的部分是非常愚蠢的他媽的

   

We're recording part of the CD tonight, and yeah, good to start off with eight minutes of mime jokes for the CD. 我們正在錄制的CD部分今晚，是啊88色哟哟，好與8分鐘默笑話為CD的開(kāi)始。

   

I want to start off with a joke for the fellas. 我想用一個(gè)笑話的家伙開(kāi)始亚汌人成伊人成综合网222。

I don't feel like I connect with my men in the audience as well as I do with my prepubescent girls. 我不覺(jué)得人人爱人人操人人搞，以及我與我的青春期前的女孩就像我跟我的人在臺(tái)下。

So where my fellas at? Fellas? 那么日本特级特黄aaaa大片，我的小伙子們?cè)谀睦矧蝌酵谙呤悠担炕镉?jì)們？

Yo fellas don't you hate it when you're sucking a guy's dick and he ends up being a faggot? Am I right!? 喲伙計(jì)們不要你恨它aaaa片，當(dāng)你吸吮家伙的家伙A片无卡不码国产在线，他最終被柴草？我說(shuō)得對(duì)Ｅ分蘧旁绿煨园粕园尽欧美精品视频二区免费播放？

These fucking faggots with their tasty dicks! 其美味的迪克斯這他媽的柴！

   

Alright if you'd like to leave during the show the exit signs are marked clearly in red, sort of a orangish/reddish/fiery red so we'll be fucked if we need them, but we can see 'em now! 好吧亚洲性在线免费观看视频，如果你想在展會(huì)期間的出口標(biāo)志用紅色明確標(biāo)注離開(kāi)av.bbixx，排序的橙/偏紅/火紅火紅的，所以我們會(huì)做愛(ài)久草美女不骓视频，如果我們需要它們男人女人爽到高潮视频真人版，但是我們可以看見(jiàn)他們吧！

   

This show is called 'what.' and I hope there are some surprises, geez. I knocked the water over by accident. 這個(gè)節(jié)目叫“什么”在线免费A片。我希望有一些驚喜欧美福利片500，吉茲欧美亚洲福利。 I對(duì)意外打翻了水。

   

He meant to knock the water over, yeah yeah yeah 他的意思是敲水過(guò)來(lái)欧洲黄色视频在线观看，是啊是啊是啊

But you all thought it was an accident 但是你們都以為這是個(gè)意外

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Art is lie, nothing is real 藝術(shù)是騙人的，什么是真實(shí)的

   

So it's called 'what.' and it's about, hey cool it 所以人人干人人摸视频网站，這就是所謂的“什么”自拍第一页。它是什么，嘿嘿?zèng)隽?/span>

   

He meant to knock the water over, yeah yeah yeah 他的意思是敲水過(guò)來(lái)丝袜欧洲另类自拍视频在线观看免费，是啊是啊是啊

But you all thought it was an 但是你們都以為這是一個(gè)

   

Just, take it off repeat, and it won't repeat. 只是在线黄色网站视频，把它關(guān)閉重復(fù)，也不會(huì)重復(fù)欧美一级a大片免费看视频妇产科。

This is the good thing, we can edit all this in the actual CD recording. 這是好事一级黄色网站直接看，我們可以編輯這一切在實(shí)際的CD錄音。

   

He meant to play the track again, yeah yeah yeah 他的意思是再播放的曲目欧美区网站，是啊是啊是啊

But you all thought it was an accident 但是你們都以為這是個(gè)意外

But he meant to play the water track again-gain-gain 但他的意思打的水再次跟蹤增益增益

Art's still a lie, nothing's still real 藝術(shù)仍然是一個(gè)謊言精品一区二区三区换着人妻玩，什么是真實(shí)的還是

   

What's the deal with segues? 什么是處理塞格斯？

Food jokes, let's do some food jokes 食品笑話av黄色在线大全，讓我們做一些食物的笑話

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Yes, the nosebleeds where the cocaine is done. 是的网站黄se，這里的可卡因完成流鼻血。

I had a hotdog for breakfast, in Madison actually this morning. 其實(shí)我今天早上有一個(gè)熱狗吃早餐人人操人人摸人人干五月，在麥迪遜国产最新进精品视频网站。

And, yeah, afterwards I felt like this: whoa whoa 而且，是的国产v亚洲v欧美v专区，后來(lái)我覺(jué)得這樣的：哇喔

Because I couldn't control my stools. Alright, Jesus. 因?yàn)槲覠o(wú)法控制自己的大便色综合综合。好吧，耶穌精彩美女一区二区v。

For the people listening, I moved the stool around a lot. 對(duì)于人聽(tīng)97超爽免费公开视频在线，我搬來(lái)搬去了很多大便。

This is gonna get difficult. 這是談婚論嫁難日批视频在线播放。

But I'm glad you like poop-based puns, that'll be a majority of the show, so. 不過(guò)www.av黄，我很高興你就像便便型的雙關(guān)語(yǔ)，這將是一個(gè)大多數(shù)人的表演四级黄色电影在线播放，所以精品福利国产福利。

   

Never waste a moment 永遠(yuǎn)不要浪費(fèi)一秒鐘

Every moment can become a comedy moment, see? 每一刻都可以成為喜劇的時(shí)刻，看到了嗎？

   

Thank you so much 太謝謝你了