Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay 大家好欧美韩一区二区黄片，我的名字是賈森和我不是同性戀

   

{People are so damn crazy up in Jason's world} {人是該死的瘋狂在杰森的世界}

   

People call me a waste man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob) 人們叫我浪費(fèi)的人，因?yàn)槲疫€沒(méi)有找到工作了（什么是旋鈕）

   

{He don't wanna get out of bed} {他不想下床}

   

Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat, 床a一级毛片精品免费视频A片，起來(lái)欧美Va亚洲Va国产综合，泡茶，沐浴黄色视频精品在线观看网站，吃飯我不卡在线一区二，

Paste, wee, change, go, make teas, 粘貼，凌晨18岁免费黄，變更丁香五月综合四月，走，使茶久久国产老熟女俱乐部，

Alarm, snooze back to sleep 接警后h在线观看视频免费，小睡回去睡覺(jué)

   

All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man 我所有的小兄弟，總是罵我是垃圾的人

{Waste man, waste man} {廢物的人视频二区亚洲，浪費(fèi)人}

Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the basement 因?yàn)槲?7歲日韩片无码观看网站免费，和我在地下室住了下來(lái)

{Waste man} {廢物的人}

I'm so complacent, so I will stay here 我很得意，所以我會(huì)留在這兒

They're banging on my door, but I won't chase 'em 他們?cè)谇么蛭业拈T亚洲444在线视频，但我不會(huì)追時(shí)間

Cause I'm so lazy, the last few days I 因?yàn)槲疫@么懶手机看片1024人妻金沙，最后幾天里，我

Haven't seen daylight, haven't shaved 沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)日光免费看黄页在线网站，沒(méi)有剃

And they can say what they like, they just hate me 他們可以說(shuō)他們喜歡什么免费看的A片资源网站，他們只是恨我

Cause I never let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off) 因?yàn)槲覐膩?lái)沒(méi)有讓時(shí)間對(duì)我的PlayStation一展身手（杰克瓊斯）

   

They said I'm fat I need to go to the gym 他們說(shuō)我胖，我需要去健身房

I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be slim 我不想胖好好日无码视频，我想成為苗條

Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim 難道在跑步機(jī)上一分鐘的時(shí)間去游泳

Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in 小孩子跳了出來(lái)91社区色综合，只要我跳

Now I'm in the changing room 現(xiàn)在我在更衣室

   

Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay 大家好，我的名字是賈森和我不是同性戀

I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think 我看你的東西男女www视频在线看网站，但它不是你所想

I'm think to myself why is mine not as big 我心里想著亚洲色图一区二区三区，為什么是我的不一樣大

So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger 所以我覺(jué)得骯臟的想法，所以我可以把它做大

Beyonce, look at me now I'm a killer 碧昂絲中文精品日韩欧美在线播放，看我現(xiàn)在免费国产va视频永久在线看，我是一個(gè)殺手

I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing 我說(shuō)我不是同性戀走開(kāi)祭拜

I just wanted a bit of stiff competition 我只是想有點(diǎn)激烈競(jìng)爭(zhēng)

   

{Erm, sorry Jason} {呃，對(duì)不起杰森}

What, what do you want? 什么超碰人人99，你想要什么国产免费午夜福利天堂AV？

{We've just had a complaint} {我們剛剛進(jìn)行了投訴， }

Piss off 杰克瓊斯

{From a very valued client} {從一個(gè)非常有價(jià)值的客戶端}

I said piss off 我說(shuō)杰克瓊斯

{Sadly resulting in us revoking your membership} {可悲的是導(dǎo)致我們?nèi)∠愕臅?huì)員資格}

Shut up I don't care 閉嘴美女自慰喷水的网站，我不關(guān)心

This is a crap gym 這是廢話健身房

{Well, mate, just leave, please} {好吧国产日逼视频网址，伙計(jì)麻豆av在线，見(jiàn)好就收，請(qǐng)}

It doesn't work, how do I know it works 這是行不通的国产一区二区AV在线，我怎么知道它的工作原理

I'm still fat, why am I still fat 我還是胖天天干天天操天天爱天天日天天，為什么我還胖

{Just go, please} {剛?cè)ィ?qǐng)}

It's a shit gym 這是一個(gè)狗屎健身房

Sod off 滾開(kāi)

   

I got a baby mum and a lovely little son 我有一個(gè)孩子的媽媽和一個(gè)可愛(ài)的小兒子

Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb 可愛(ài)的小男孩日韩在线观看自拍111页，但他的媽媽是非常非常愚蠢的

I was very very drunk, I told her lot of secrets 我非常非常醉免费在线观看国产黄片视频，我告訴她很多的秘密

Very very drunk, I told her not to keep it 非常非常喝醉了，我告訴她不要把它

Anyway she had it, sorry had him, Darren 反正她吧2022国内性爱精品久久偷拍，對(duì)不起了他欲色天天网综合久久88，達(dá)倫 -

His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him Gavin 他奶奶的莫文蔚，想叫他加文

But I didn't have it, I was working at Maplin 但我沒(méi)有1024手机看片金沙人妻久久，我在Maplin工作

Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him 加文是我的經(jīng)理婷婷激情五月综合，我想他一巴掌

'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I wanted to stab him 因?yàn)樗虢夤臀夜患禷一片免费视频，因?yàn)槲蚁氪?/span>

'Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him 因?yàn)槲业呐⑾矚g他少妇激情一区二区免费视频，她想他做愛(ài)

He's a bit bigger, but I know I could have him 他是個(gè)有點(diǎn)大了欧美一区二区中出视频，但我知道我可以讓他

As a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren 由于事實(shí)上日韩一区二区三区在线观看，他看起來(lái)有點(diǎn)像達(dá)倫 -

I still got sacked and this is how it happened 我仍然有被解雇，這是怎么回事呢

   

Some Nigerian guy called Tunde 有些尼日利亞小伙叫Tunde

Who told me to call him Thomas for short 誰(shuí)告訴我給他打電話托馬斯簡(jiǎn)稱

Walked into the store, said he wanted to talk 走進(jìn)店里h片在线观看视频免费播放，說(shuō)他想談

At first I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me 起初我不知道A级毛片全部永久免费观看，而是因?yàn)樗莻€(gè)好人99reav.，對(duì)我

And he kinda showed me his nine 他還挺給我看了他的九個(gè)

He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine 他帶來(lái)了很多的東西极品老妇黄色视频，他告訴我豬

But this is a woman's car 但是免费人成在线观看网站体验，這是一個(gè)女人的車

{Shut up it's for my wife) {閉嘴，這是我的妻子）

He would come in like every fortnight 他會(huì)來(lái)像每?jī)芍?/span>

And buy the same iPod 4 times 買同iPod的4倍

Apparently he was doing the same thing with Tariq 顯然欧美黄2，他在做同樣的事情與塔里克

Who told the police my name when it happened (It was Jason) 誰(shuí)告訴警察我的名字時(shí)jiujiuriav在线，它發(fā)生（這是杰森）

   

{Hello Jason} {你好杰森}

What? 什么？

{We're from the Metropolitan Police fraud department) {我們是從警視廳欺詐部門）

Police! 警察欧美三级在线不卡观看！

{We'd like ask you a few...} {我們想請(qǐng)教您幾個(gè)...}

Oink oink! 哼OINK 性一级录像20分钟！

{Excuse me?} {對(duì)不起/打擾一下？ }

Oink, you're a pig 哼人人摸人人操589，你是一頭豬

{Excuse me?!} {對(duì)不起/打擾一下黄色视频了88？ }

Listen go away man, I don't wanna get arrested 聽(tīng)走的人，我不想被逮捕

I wanna rest, I wanna sleep 我想休息电影一区小说区偷拍区，我想睡覺(jué)

{Look, you're coming with me} {你看日本三级片网，你跟我來(lái)}

All my little brothers smoke weed 我所有的小兄弟抽煙雜草

{Oh my goodness} {哦，我的天啊}

Come and arrest them, or they'll do murder 來(lái)吧黄网欧美日韩一区，逮捕他們，否則他們會(huì)做殺人

   

Bed 床

I can sleep till the world ends 我無(wú)法入睡精品人妻系列无码人妻男男，直到世界結(jié)束

And I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend 我是不是在匆忙的女朋友

All I ever do is fail them 所有我所要做的就是讓他們失望

'Cause all I ever do is tell them the true “因?yàn)樗形以?jīng)做的是告訴他們真正的

If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong with that 如果你發(fā)你的脂肪日韩美女午夜高清一级，婊子男人天堂的黄色网站，是不是沒(méi)有錯(cuò)

Don't switch I'm, just telling you a fact 請(qǐng)不要開(kāi)我，只是告訴你一個(gè)事實(shí)

Do you think you're thin? 你以為你是瘦igao视频网在线视频？

{Well no} {哦中国在线无码视频，不}

Well then 那么

{I hate you!} {我恨你！ }

I abuse most of them 我虐待他們大多

I think that's how I lose most of them 我想這就是我失去了他們大部分

I don't want to get too close to them 我不希望太接近他們

After what happened to Elton in school 之后發(fā)生了什么事埃爾頓在學(xué)校

Elton was cool 埃爾頓很酷

But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to 但他說(shuō)不想做的事情国产AV无码片毛片一级哺乳期，他想給女朋友

Do 做

{I said no!} {我說(shuō)沒(méi)有人与动人物杂交欧美在线播放！ }

She said no but he went ahead and felt her 她說(shuō)沒(méi)有，但他說(shuō)干就干精品欧美在线，覺(jué)得她

{Get off me!} {下車我国产最新黄网站在线观看！ }

I think he's just coming out of Feltham 我認(rèn)為他只是來(lái)費(fèi)爾塔姆出

   

My last girl was a wannabe WAG 我最后的女孩是一個(gè)崇拜者WAG

{Hi!} {嗨！ }

Who went everywhere in a cab 誰(shuí)去到處出租車

I told her I'm rich 我告訴她欧美自拍日韩免费观看网站视频，我很有錢

She took me to Harrod 她帶我去哈羅德

And picked up this Gucci worth a grand 拿起這款Gucci值得隆重

I went quiet like words from my gran 我就喜歡安靜的我奶奶的話

'Cause that's too much to spend on a slag 因?yàn)槟鞘翘嗷ㄔ谠?/span>

I mean that's too much to spend on a bag 我的意思是欧美综合激情五月丁香六月，太把錢花在一個(gè)袋子

As soon as we got to the till, I ran 當(dāng)我們到了為止，我跑了

{Where you going?!} {你要去哪里毛片A片免费？ }

   

Then my mobile rang 然后我的手機(jī)響了

{'Ello? } { ELLO 欧美视频黄色？ }

It was my first love, Ann 這是我的初戀，安

{Hi Jason} {嗨杰森}

She said she split up with her man 她說(shuō)她分手了日本精品成年在线观看视频网站，她的男人

{He's gone} {他走了}

And she's in need of a bang 她是有需要的爆炸

{Come round} {現(xiàn)在過(guò)來(lái)}

I said I'll be on a bus in a minute 我說(shuō)我會(huì)在公交車上一分鐘

She said "you better not bust in a minute" 她說(shuō)：“你最好不要在一分鐘內(nèi)破滅”

I got prang and rushed to the chemist 我得到了普朗奔赴化學(xué)家

Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate premature? 對(duì)不起精品国产Ⅴ无码大片在线观看81，你有什么對(duì)男性的射精過(guò)早？

{Oh yes} {哦亚洲视频在线免费视频，是的}

He took me to the back of the store 他帶我去商店的后面

He gave me a spray, what's this for? 他給了我一噴免费午夜毛片，這是什么呢？

{Put a little on the top just before} {之前放一點(diǎn)在上面}

   

Got to her house, clock says 4 到了她家午夜日韩，鐘說(shuō)： 4

She's worn out, I'm wanting more 她累死了91视频聊天网最新网站，我想要更多

'Cause she's sore she went down south 因?yàn)樗耐矗湍舷?/span>

And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth 而且我覺(jué)得她說(shuō)她感覺(jué)不到她的嘴

Oi, Anna, speak loud 愛(ài)大屌干屄视频，安娜超碰国产人人洗澡人人操，大聲說(shuō)話

Are you saying you can't feel your mouth? 你是說(shuō)你感覺(jué)不到你的嘴？

{Mm mm mm!} {毫米毫米毫米亚洲视频在线播放路线一！ }

Are you saying where is this mouse? 你是說(shuō)哪里是這款鼠標(biāo)av无码中文字幕不一二三区？

What, you want me to take your couch? 什么，你要我把你的沙發(fā)上国产一级婬乱片A片片片？

Look if you want to kiss me, out 你看人人摸人插，如果你想吻我，出

That's when she kicked me, ouch 這時(shí)候久草国产在线视频，她踢我人人爱人人操人人，哎喲

I think she's trying to kick me out 我覺(jué)得她試圖踢我出去

Just tell me if you wanna get me out 只要告訴我，如果你想我了

I'm gone 我走了