I'm 19 years old, I'm a young comedian 我19歲，我是一個(gè)年輕的喜劇演員

I hate that term, "young comedian", you know 我討厭這個(gè)詞女的被男的c的免费视频， “年輕的相聲演員” 久久久久久久91久久久，你知道嗎

I prefer "prodigy" 我更喜歡“神童”

And people, they pigeonhole me as a comic 和人一樣美女视频黄软件，它們束之高閣我為喜劇

You know, which is so disingenuous 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an artist 你知道欧美日韩一区二区三区在线观看，這是如此的虛偽“因?yàn)槲也皇且粋€(gè)喜劇黄色视频大全在线，我是一個(gè)藝術(shù)家

And I don't do comedy shows, I do one man shows 我不這樣做喜劇表演欧美老熟妇A片在线播放，我一個(gè)人表演

And I've been doing them, uh 我一直在做他們，呃

1998 was actually my first one man show 1998年實(shí)際上是我第一次個(gè)人展

It was a show about Jews in Nazi Germany called Under the Floor Boards 這是一個(gè)關(guān)于猶太人在納粹德國的節(jié)目人人人澡超碰人人人澡超狠9，名為下地板

I'll do a scene from that, uh, right now 我會(huì)做一個(gè)場景從那個(gè)又黄又爽又刺激的泡妞视频，呃，現(xiàn)在

No no no 無無無

Watch and then judge 觀察再判斷

This is a scene from Under the Floor Boards 這是一個(gè)場景從地板下板

"Hey, shh" “嘿国产一区日韩欧美黑人，噓”

   

And then '99 然后99年

'99, I did a show called The Catholic Orgasm, I'll do a scene from that 99年中文字幕强，我做了一個(gè)名為天主教高潮戲，我會(huì)做的一個(gè)場景

(Moaning) （哭泣）

(Sobbing) （抽泣）

   

2000, I did a piece called The Inappropriate Musician, I'll do a scene from that 2000年一本到在线DVD国产日韩欧美，我做了一個(gè)所謂的不當(dāng)音樂家作品狼友绿色网站，我會(huì)做的一個(gè)場景

"Mike “邁克

Mike, back off the ledge, Mike, th- 邁克，背部離開窗臺(tái)日本xx，邁克思思热99在线视频， TH-

Mike, think about your kids, do you want them to grow up without a father, is that what you want, Mike?! Mi- 邁克，想想你的孩子3A级黄片，你希望他們長大后沒有父親看黄一区二区，就是你想要什么，邁克正在播放国产一级特黄？ MI-

Please listen to me, I'm your friend 請(qǐng)聽我說黄视频免费，我是你的朋友

No, Mike, don't jump! 不，邁克人人澡人人看人人添百度，不要跳69视频免费观看！

No, Mike, no! 不，邁克人人玩人人射，不欧美乱伦网站！

(Slide whistle down) （向下滑動(dòng)哨子）

(Slide whistle up) （幻燈片哨上）

"He's saved" “他救”

   

2001, I did John Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath 2001年，我做了約翰·斯坦貝克的的憤怒的葡萄

Except I adapted it into a story about an intergalactic sexual predator called The Rapes of Grath 除了我把它改編成約銀河性侵犯者的故事叫格拉思的強(qiáng)奸

   

2002, I did a piece, if you're familiar with The Elephant Man 2002年欧美巨大黑人精品videos，我做了一件附近人搜的毛片网站，如果你熟悉象人

I did a piece based off that called Bulldog Man (Voice cracks when he says "man") 我沒有基礎(chǔ)了那個(gè)叫斗牛犬的人一塊（語音裂縫時(shí)，他說“人” ）

Oh, also known as Bulldog Man (Says "man" properly) for those who hit puberty 呵呵自拍日韩葡萄影院在线观看视频，也被稱為斗牛犬的人（說“人”正確）免费看一级黄色视频，對(duì)于那些誰打青春期

And I uh 我呃

I'll do a monologue from that right now 我會(huì)做一個(gè)獨(dú)白從現(xiàn)在

(Silence) （沉默）

(Laughter) （眾笑）

For those listening on the CD, I kind of look like a bulldog 對(duì)于那些聽的CD上，我有點(diǎn)像牛頭犬

   

2003, 4? 3. Doesn't matter, I'm lying 2003年91综合久久婷婷久久， 4 欧美性高潮视频？ 3中文一日韩一视频一国产，無所謂，我在說謊

2000- 2000-2001

2004, I did a piece called Sméagol, from Lord of the Rings, Having Sex with a Black Chick, I'll do that 2004年2020国内揄拍国内精品，我做了一件名為Sméagol www久草，從魔戒，做愛有黑雞欧美日韩在线视频黄色，我會(huì)的

(Moaning as Sméagol) （如呻吟Sméagol ）

"Precious" “寶貝”

I actually got a Danza nomination for that, it was 其實(shí)我有一個(gè)扎林提名的是免费一级在线，它是

Right after the Tony's 緊接著托尼的

   

2000, uh, 5 2000年，呃99精品一区， 5

2005, if I could get a blackout for this, I did a piece called Charlie Brown Getting Molested, so if we could blackout right now 2005年人成国产免费网站，如果我能得到停電為此，我做了一個(gè)叫查理布朗的一塊入門調(diào)戲九一国产短视频精品一区，所以如果我們能停電6080午夜福利毛片，現(xiàn)在

"Hello? “喂？

Is anybody here?" 里面有人嗎人人色网？ “

(Unintelligible trombone noises a la Peanuts cartoon) （不知所云長號(hào)的聲音一拉花生漫畫）

"What the fuck are you doing?! Let go of me!" “什么他媽的你在干什么456小视频？放開我！ ”

(Unintelligible trombone noises) （不知所云長號(hào)的聲音）

"Good grief" “好悲傷”

   

So, 2000, uh, bring the lights up 因此乐播三级黄三区视频免费， 2000年日韩手机福利写真在线观看，恩，把點(diǎn)亮

2007 2007

2007, I did a piece called The Juggler's Wife, I'll do a scene from that 2007年国家aaaa级黄片，我做了一個(gè)叫雜耍的妻子一塊污污色色，我會(huì)做的一個(gè)場景

"Please “請(qǐng)

Stop JUGGLING!" 停止雜耍！ “

   

2008, I did a 2008年欧美性爱欧美精品二区，我做了

Bit of a controversial piece because I played a slave in the 1780's, but I didn't wear make-up 一個(gè)有爭議的一塊位色影音，因?yàn)槲以?780的起了奴隸，但我沒有穿化妝

'Cause I feel as, you know, an artist I'm qualified to tell any story, and uh 因?yàn)槲矣X得国产美腿美女被操，你知道国产在线.c，一個(gè)藝術(shù)家，我有資格講任何故事爱福利视频广场一区二区，呵

It was a piece called Whiplashes and this was the climactic scene 這是一個(gè)叫鞭一塊亚洲色呦呦在线，這是高潮場面

It is hard, raw art, so if you're adverse to that, you might want to look away 這是很難的，原始的藝術(shù)av高速在线网站，所以色污网站免费在线观看，如果你不利，你可能想看看走

But this is, um, the climactic scene from Whiplashes and I hope you enjoy it 但是免费A片一区二区三区视频，這是国产在线精品永久网址，嗯，從鞭的高潮場面亚洲又黄的A片，我希望你喜歡它

"You'll have to answer to God for this" “你必須回答上帝的這”

(Whip crack) （鞭破解）

"Ow “嗷

Ow 嗷

Ow 嗷

Ow 嗷

Ow 嗷

Ow 嗷

Ow 嗷

Ow 嗷

...You're a dick" ......你是個(gè)雞巴“

   

And then, uh, 2000- 然后又色又污视频网站，呃YouJizz丰满熟妇短视频， 2000 -

...9, which is the last year before the piece I'm doing currently ...... 9 ，這是去年我在做目前這首曲子

I did a piece called, it's a very emotional piece, it means a lot to me so forgive me if I break down 我做了一件叫色欲又色又爽一二三在线视频观看，這是一個(gè)很感性的作品国产精品永久免费自在线观看，這意味著很多對(duì)我這么原諒我，如果我打破

But this is a, uh, a scene from it and the piece was called A Boy and His Dog 但是91人人摸人人干人人操，這是一個(gè)，呃人人射AV网站，從它的場景和片被稱為一個(gè)男孩和他的狗

"Get out of here, alright? “滾出去黄色网站高清视频，好嗎？

Go, I can't afford to keep you anymore, I just 走欧美加勒比，我不能讓你了國產黃噴潮在線觀看，我只是

I can't, it's too 我做不到，那太

Please don't make this harder than it has to be, I 請(qǐng)不要讓這個(gè)難度比它必須是激情视频在线网，我

I hate you, is that what you need to hear from me? 我恨你国产盗摄无遮挡裸体视频，是你需要從我這里聽到了嗎？

Alright, I hate you 好吧久久av中文字幕免费在线观看，我恨你

I hate you! 我恨你黄色视频看黄色免费网！

It's not just me 這不只是我

My dog hates Mexicans too" 我的狗不喜歡墨西哥人太“