Story 故事

We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh" 我們現(xiàn)在回到“名人Apprentehh ”

   

Donald Trump Impression 唐納德·特朗普印象

Now Lil' Jon, why do you think your team lost? 現(xiàn)在律喬恩亚洲欧美日韩综合久久久久久，你為什么認(rèn)為你的球隊(duì)輸了？

   

Lil' Jon 律喬恩

WHO WHAT!!!! 誰什么!!!!

   

Donald Trump Impression 唐納德·特朗普印象

You're supposed to be this great rapper 你應(yīng)該是這個(gè)偉大的說唱歌手

How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf bitch? 你怎么失去了說唱戰(zhàn)斗聾人婊子在线观看亚洲人成网站A片？

   

CBS News 哥倫比亞廣播公司新聞

We interrupt your program for a special word from the President of America 我們打斷你的計(jì)劃，從美國總統(tǒng)的特別字

   

Obama Impression 奧巴馬印象

My fellow Americans 我的美國同胞們

I have, uh, some shit to tell you 我人人操人人干人人做，呃黄色网页在线欧美，有些事情要告訴你

I know one president getting some anal from Michelle 我認(rèn)識(shí)一個(gè)讓總統(tǒng)米歇爾從一些肛門

Bitch, I got him 婊子91看片婬黄大片涩爱，我得到了他

Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan, and shot him in the dome 看到本·拉登在巴基斯坦，并拍攝了他的圓頂

And told him there you go 并告訴他免费无码又爽又刺激A片涩涩，你去那里

I got him, yo 我得到了他最黄最黄的xxxx视频，喲

   

We solved a fucking problem, Joe? 我們解決了一個(gè)他媽的問題，喬超碰人妻久久？

Let's break out the Hennessy 讓我們打破了軒尼詩

Everybody, smack a bitch around from here to Tennessee 每個(gè)人都圍繞嫌狗娘養(yǎng)的黄色网站在线播放，從這里到田納西州

Now let us see which Dirka Dirka wants another round with me 現(xiàn)在讓我們看看哪些Dirka Dirka希望又一輪與我

I thought I told you crackers, you don't wanna fuck around with me 我還以為我跟你餅干，你不想他媽的在我身旁

   

Osama bin Laden 奧薩馬·本·拉登

Ay, bro, recognize me? 哎欧美一级婬片日本高清视，兄弟在线综合亚洲欧美日韩，認(rèn)識(shí)我嗎？

I look like the Durrky selling you a Slurpee 我看起來像Durrky賣你一個(gè)思樂冰

So much noise about me 關(guān)于我鬧得

Everybody judge me 每個(gè)人都對(duì)我做出判斷

No one ever loves me 沒有人愛我

They say, that I'm dead 他們說日本免费第一网站，那我死了

They don't even know I work at liquor store 他們甚至不知道我在飲料店工作

They test my DNA 他們測(cè)試我的DNA

   

Science Man 1 科學(xué)人1

This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar" 這是說超碰在线婷婷， “賈巴爾”

   

Science Man 2 科學(xué)人2

Yeah, that's him! 沒錯(cuò)，就是他干一干摸一摸！

   

Osama Impression 奧薩馬·本·印象

I drive a cab in New York 我開車在紐約出租車

I did 9/11 我做911

I fight for Jihad 我爭(zhēng)圣戰(zhàn)

Al Quaeda give me discount card 人Quaeda給我打折卡

   

Obama Impression 奧巴馬印象

Bitch please, b-b-bitch please 母狗請(qǐng)亚洲一区二区视频免费观看， B-B-婊子請(qǐng)

Get off your fuckin' camel 下車后你他媽的駱駝

Get your fuckin' sandals 讓你他媽的涼鞋

Taking, we're t-t-taking 以，我們是T- T-回吐

All your fuckin' countries 所有你他媽的國

From you fuckin' monkeys 從你他媽的猴子

   

Osama Impression 奧薩馬·本·印象

Bro, I'm from Africa 兄弟亚洲黄色一级婬片，我來自非洲是

I come from Baghdad 我來自巴格達(dá)

The Jews took my cologne 猶太人把我古龍水

I smell like a dog 我聞到像狗

   

News Man Impression 新聞人印象

Mr. President, who should we blow up next? 主席先生色色网五月天，誰應(yīng)該我們炸掉接下來呢？

   

Obama Impression 奧巴馬印象

Well, I know Prince William 嗯男生带套套会不会弄出血，我知道威廉王子

He living like a king 他的生活像國王

He don't do shit 他不這樣做狗屎

he just sit, and get shit for free 他剛坐下无码一级毛片一区二区视频r区，并獲得狗屎免費(fèi)

How the hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding with the money he took from you 如何地獄你打算讓他付出了他的婚禮與他從你拿了錢

Mother fucker, let him pay for it 母親笨蛋，讓他付出代價(jià)

   

What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all FAIL 什么蒼白了一堆女人被男人桶30分钟动态图，雜交免费人在线黄色网站观看，是啊，他們都失敗

One of them is dead, and the others should be all in jail 其中之一就是死了国模自拍日韩在线播放视频网站免费，其他人應(yīng)該都在監(jiān)獄里

Oh, Prince Charles, living large, but your mom in charge 哦波多野结衣操逼视频，查爾斯王子，住大的天天日天天操天天日，但是你的媽媽負(fù)責(zé)

Fuck you, William, and tell the Queen to slob all on my knob! 你他媽的国产在线无码色视频，威廉，告訴女王大懶蟲都在我的旋鈕欧美A片播放！

   

Queen Impression 女王印象

We're all living like kings 我們都生活像國王

Raping all the peasants 強(qiáng)奸所有的農(nóng)民

Taking all their presents 把所有的禮物

So much nice things 這么多好東西

We could have it all 我們可以擁有一切

We take it from the poor 我們把它從窮人

   

Prince William 威廉王子

Hee-hee 熙熙

   

Queen Impression 女王印象

They say we're inbred 他們說超乳爆乳在线观看免费，我們是近親

I gotta fuck me cousin, take a look at London 我要干我的表弟，看看倫敦

They mad, they want bread 他們瘋了亚洲区欧美性爱，他們想要的面包

But they can eat me ass poop 但是日韩性网站，他們可以吃我的屁股大便

   

Prince William 威廉王子

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA! AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA ！

   

Obama Impression 奧巴馬印象

Bitch please, b-b-bitch please 母狗請(qǐng)， B-B-婊子請(qǐng)

Take off the fuckin' crown and 脫下他媽的冠

Blow your fuckin' man, bitch 吹你他媽的男人色哟哟国产精品一区在线观看，婊子

Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen 嘿女王国产一级毛片又粗又黄又硬， H-H -嘿女王

Get off the fuckin' horse and 下車該死的馬

Make me a fuckin' sandwich 讓我他媽的三明治

   

Osama Impression 奧薩馬·本·印象

Bro, fuck you William 兄弟，你他媽的威廉

and fuck your fat whore 他媽的你胖的妓女

Bitch, you can suck my balls 婊子色色网激情网，你可以吸我的球

I fuck you by force 我他媽的你用武力

   

Donald Trump Impression 唐納德·特朗普印象

Hello my name is Donnie Trump 你好免费在线黄视频播放，我的名字是甄子丹王牌

I make a billion every time I take a dump 我做一個(gè)十億每次我坐轉(zhuǎn)儲(chǔ)

I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it 我不需要贏得了白宮，我就買它

I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired 我買的是塔利班和烏薩馬說国产黄片av在线免费观看，他的解雇

   

Now Imma smart guy, what the hell's this royal wedding? 現(xiàn)在伊馬聰明的家伙无毒国产水多视频在线，什么是地獄的這場(chǎng)王室婚禮？

I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm fuckin' ready 我買的宮殿人人摸人人操人人超爽，我會(huì)繼續(xù)前進(jìn)的時(shí)候国产白嫩在线观看视频，我他媽的準(zhǔn)備

So when you see the Prince of England stare and point and say 所以，當(dāng)你看到英國的王子和盯點(diǎn)說

Ey, you got some free shit, bozo! 安永乱伦对白视频，你有一些免費(fèi)的欧美三级片又粗又长，媽的，笨蛋色综合精品一区二区三区！

   

All Lawyer 所有律師

You got some free shit 你有一些免費(fèi)的狗屎

   

Donald Trump Saying 唐納德·特朗普說

Got some free shit 有一些免費(fèi)的狗屎

Free shit 免費(fèi)狗屎

IT'S FREE SHIT! 它是免費(fèi)的狗屎国内偷拍人妻！

   

Donald Trump Impression 唐納德·特朗普印象

Bitch please, b-b-bitch please 母狗請(qǐng)， B-B-婊子請(qǐng)

Get all your fuckin' boys and 讓所有的該死的男孩国产1在线观看，

Watch my fuckin' show, yeah 看我他媽的秀jizzzzzzz国产，是

Taking, we're ta-a-aking 以，我們是TA -A-亞慶

All your fuckin' oil 所有你他媽的油

Yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules! 是的母狗欧美激情一区二区三区， ODoyle規(guī)則AAA级片免费小视频！

   

Osama Impression 奧薩馬·本·印象

Bro, I'm from Africa 兄弟，我來自非洲是

Don't fuck with my bros 不要跟我兄弟他媽的

My crew's from Mexico 我的船員來自墨西哥

I blow myself up 我吹自己了

   

Obama Impression 奧巴馬印象

My fellow Americans 我的美國同胞們

Today Osama bin Laden was found at a 7-Eleven in Pakistan, Ohio. 今天日本黃色A片三級三級三級免费看，本·拉登被發(fā)現(xiàn)在7 -Eleven便利店在巴基斯坦黄色在线免费交配视频，美國俄亥俄州。

I greeted him there myself with a birthday card as I haven't seen him in over ten years. í招呼他有自己的生日卡爽爽爽无码a片在线观看，因?yàn)槲疫€沒有見過他了十幾年男人的视屏超碰在线。

I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party. 我問他來我女兒的生日派對(duì)。

He declined, so I shot him in the face....Myself! 他拒絕了a片一级视频，所以我拍了他的臉....我自己！

We can all rest assured that Michelle will be giving me a blow job tonight...with her mouth this time. 大家可以放心欧美黄色网站址，米歇爾將在這個(gè)時(shí)候給我口交国产日韩欧美久久精品，今晚......她的嘴。

   

Obama Impression 奧巴馬印象

Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody? 難道我真的是第一個(gè)黑人男子有說服人女人综合网，我殺了人又大又长又硬视频？

Michelle, what's that smell? 米歇爾，那是什么味道？