"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning 在第6局下“而現(xiàn)在一頭牛在蝙蝠

of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" 一個(gè)小聯(lián)賽擊中一個(gè)節(jié)距“

[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [棒球聲音和牛鈴響起欧美性爱第8页，球被擊中，擊中牛]

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, “現(xiàn)在一頭牛誰(shuí)去跳傘的第一次91av视频第二页，

and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" 并認(rèn)為他的降落傘是不會(huì)打開(kāi)的時(shí)候它finnally確實(shí)40英尺從地面“

[Plane sounds] [飛機(jī)聲音]

[M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, [ M1 ： ]好吧牛黄片二区三区18禁，甚至不考慮自己跳精品日韩大片观看视频在线观看，享受騎下來(lái)国产看黄一区，

quit being a pansy and do it 別像三色堇和做

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Ripcord sounds] [撕裂繩聲音]

[Cow:] Moo,mrr [牛： ]哞色欲又色又爽一二三在线视频观看， MRR

[Parachute opens] [降落傘打開(kāi)]

[Cow:] Moow [牛： ] Moow

[Thud] [轟的一聲]

"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru “現(xiàn)在一頭牛誰(shuí)去雞熱drivethru

and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" 然后得到半路回家之前意識(shí)到他們忘了他的薯?xiàng)l“

[Cow opening paper bag] [牛打開(kāi)紙袋]

[Cow:] Moo,moo [牛： ]哞，哞哞

[Car screeches, and turns back around] [汽車(chē)尖叫亚洲欧美激情小说图片，又折返回來(lái)周?chē)鷀

[Cow:] Mrr [牛： ] MRR

"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break “現(xiàn)在一頭牛在獲獎(jiǎng)春假在bellyflop大賽一等獎(jiǎng)

and then realises he can't swim" 然后意識(shí)到他不會(huì)游泳“

[Cow walking towards pool, big splash] [牛迎面池91人人摸人人干人人操，鯉魚(yú)躍龍門(mén)]

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Crowd cheering] [圍觀歡呼]

[Cow:] Mrr,mrr [牛： ] MRR ， MRR

[Underwater moo] [水中哞]

"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, “現(xiàn)在俱樂(lè)部得到一個(gè)舞蹈在一個(gè)優(yōu)雅的脫衣舞俱樂(lè)部人人射AV网站，

when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" 當(dāng)保鏢注意到他沒(méi)有任何鞋“

[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you [F1 ： ]哦日本体内she精3汇编，寶貝，你喜歡它一级一片，當(dāng)我和你一起跳舞

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that [F1 ： ]呃呃呃，你不能碰的

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl [蹦床： ]保持你的手離開(kāi)的女孩

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [蹦床：嘿牛五月丁香天天色综合，你有你沒(méi)有鞋子要離開(kāi)

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[M2:] Hey watch it cow [ M2 ：嘿看它牛

"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle “現(xiàn)在一頭牛打網(wǎng)球?qū)r(nóng)民臭豆腐大拇指阿巴克爾

when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" 當(dāng)農(nóng)民做一個(gè)明顯的壞電話“

[Tennis ball being hit] [網(wǎng)球球被擊中]

[Farmer:] That was out [農(nóng)民： ]這是出

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out [農(nóng)民： ]不要告訴我這是不是因?yàn)槲铱吹剿黿xxx.wwww，這是出于

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out [農(nóng)民： ]到至少3英尺那是多遠(yuǎn)，進(jìn)來(lái)看看還有一個(gè)標(biāo)記它的出

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out [農(nóng)民： ]不要告訴是從舊球色综合网久久，這是這場(chǎng)球最新国产美女口暴深喉，這球出界了

[Cow:] Mrr [牛： ] MRR

[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle [農(nóng)民： ]你不能從這個(gè)角度看

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is “現(xiàn)在一頭牛臨危一個(gè)電話人人操天天操老太大逼人人操，他認(rèn)為是誰(shuí)

from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" 從一個(gè)著名的演員，但他很快就發(fā)現(xiàn)這只是一個(gè)惡作劇“

[Phone rings, cow picks it up] [手機(jī)響了hs视频网站，牛把它撿起]

[Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow [農(nóng)民： ]你好我可以和牛說(shuō)話

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor [農(nóng)民： ]你好一片黄网站，我是一個(gè)著名演員

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, [農(nóng)民： ]呵呵，非常感謝你毛片网站无码，

I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me 我想知道你是否愿意去和我一起吃飯

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations? [農(nóng)民： ]我為什么不預(yù)約国产区影院？

[Cow:] Moo [牛： ]武

[Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name? [農(nóng)民： ]為什么不讓我告訴你我的真實(shí)姓名？

farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle 農(nóng)民臭豆腐大拇指阿巴克爾

[Cow:] Mrr [牛： ] MRR

[Farmer:] Take that fatty [農(nóng)民： ]取了脂肪

[Cow:] Mrr [牛： ] MRR

[Slams down phone] [大滿(mǎn)貫下來(lái)電話]

"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" “現(xiàn)在一頭牛得到他的報(bào)復(fù)農(nóng)民臭豆腐大拇指阿巴克爾”

[Car sounds] [汽車(chē)聲音]

[Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [農(nóng)民： ]靠邊停車(chē)国产黑丝自拍，車(chē)輛拉至路邊日韩欧美一，我警告你最后一次。

[Car hits farmer] [汽車(chē)打農(nóng)民]

[Farmer:] Oooh [農(nóng)民： ]哦

[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo [牛： ] Mooooooooooooo