My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian 我的女朋友離開了我和一個七英尺的印度

My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean 我奶奶上吊自殺在加勒比海樹

My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose 我姐姐的在涂料和哥哥總是挑選他的鼻子

And Daddy's only happy when he's wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah 而當(dāng)他穿著媽媽的絲襪日韩一级AV黄色片，是爸爸唯一的快樂

I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!) 我失去了我的工作給該死的機(jī)器人（好時光！ ）

Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got 然后欧插网免费看的视频，我的狗在冰凍中得到的新欧美老妇三级经典在线观看，他吃了我得到的一切

But I've got my mule 但我有我的騾子

He's a very, very nice mule 他是一個非常，非常好的騾子

He walks with me home from school 他走了我從學(xué)谐稍谙呷嘶埔趁夥咽悠担回家

Cause he's a very, very nice mule 因?yàn)樗且粋€非常日韩欧美午夜性爱福利，非常好的騾子

When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel 當(dāng)他還是個嬰兒的媽媽喂他粥

But now he prefers to dine on his own stool 但現(xiàn)在，他更愿意在自己的凳子用餐

He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul 他總是用后shul拉比philosophizes

Cause he's a very, very pious mule 因?yàn)樗且粋€非常亚洲日韩在线视频，非常虔誠的騾子

When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to druel 當(dāng)他看到一個蘿卜的照片91在线精品网址，他有一種傾向国产91九色视频， druel

On Halloween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghoul 在萬圣節(jié)，他試圖通過打扮成食尸鬼來嚇唬我

He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel 他曾經(jīng)質(zhì)疑的人誰偷了我的帽子決斗

Cause he's a very, very Old school mule 因?yàn)樗且粋€非常国产性交A级视频，非常古老的學(xué)校騾子

A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool 一根針鼻鉗子是他最喜歡的工具

He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec. Center pool 他救生員在自愿的基礎(chǔ)上a视频在线，把記錄。中心泳池

When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unleaded fuel 當(dāng)我打破在路邊亚洲欧洲精品国产亚洲区，他顯示了無鉛汽油

He's a devoted fan of Ms. Paula Abdul 他是保拉·阿卜杜勒女士的忠實(shí)粉絲

And also approves of the recent makeover of former folkie Jewel 而且還批準(zhǔn)前folkie珠寶的近期改造的

[coughing] [咳嗽]

When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool' 當(dāng)我告訴他，哈莉·貝瑞的老公騙了人人干人人98，他只是搖搖頭人人操人人干啊啊啊，自言自語地說： “真是個傻瓜”

Cause he's a very, very monogamous mule 因?yàn)樗且粋€非常，非常一夫一妻制騾子

[snoring] Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session's not over! [打鼾] Porkchop 好吊操,人人摸！醒醒吧国产区在线观看播放器，伙計(jì)，會議還沒有結(jié)束色视频免费看网站！

After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O'Doul 經(jīng)過廣泛宣傳逮捕公共小便国产99精品免费观看老女人，他現(xiàn)在喝專門O'Doul

And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't cool 每一年，他穿上介紹的男孩俱樂部展現(xiàn)孩子吸煙不冷靜

His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be Cruel', no it's 'Hound Dog' 他最喜歡的貓王歌曲“不要?dú)埲獭?AV网站免费看，沒有它的'獵犬'

I was just kidding you 我只是在開玩笑18禁肉肉无遮挡无码网站公司，你