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歌詞 "The Package (Skit)" 的中英對(duì)照歌詞與中文翻譯

The Package (Skit)

包(幽默故事)

歌詞相關(guān)歌手:MC CHRIS

English lyrics 中文翻譯對(duì)照歌詞

[harp music plays] [豎琴音樂(lè)播放]

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Ahh I love playing this harp, it relaxes me 啊我喜歡玩這個(gè)豎琴,它使我感覺(jué)放松

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Huh? I was never shot 咦?我從來(lái)沒(méi)有拍

I was never assassinated - I'M ALIVE!!! 我從來(lái)沒(méi)有暗殺 - 我還活著美女爽到高潮朝喷的视频4399!

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

No (what?) You were shot; you're in Heaven 沒(méi)有(什么)你被槍殺;你在天堂

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

No, no - you're St. Peter aren't you? 不,不 - 你是圣彼得国产一级婬片A片AAA久久中文,不是嗎射视频色草?

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

What??!! St. Peter?! 什么? !圣彼得?

I'm Jesus! (Oh!) 我耶穌亚洲免费视频日韩在线观看! (呵呵! )

God damn you! 去你媽的!

St. Peter's a big, fat shit, with a hydrocephalic head 圣彼得大教堂是一個(gè)又大又肥媽三级片第一页,有腦積水頭

(I'm sorry) Disgusting looking! (對(duì)不起)惡心看!

(I'm sorry) How could you confuse? (對(duì)不起)亚洲zaixianguankan,你怎么能混為一談?

Maaan, look I got the classic beard, and the robe Maaan 日韩精品免费观看大全视频,看看我得到了經(jīng)典的大胡子,和長(zhǎng)袍

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

You're clearly Jesus (and the sandal feet) 你清楚耶穌(和涼鞋的腳)

You're clearly Jesus, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!! 你是耶穌清楚,對(duì)不起在线播放一级AA片,對(duì)不起!

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Take a look down there at the bottom of the robe 看看那里的長(zhǎng)袍底部

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Yeah what at your sandals? 是啊www.91视频.com,在什么樣的鞋农村妇女性A片久久久?

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

What do you see? No between the feet 你看到了什么欧美国产精选?無(wú)腳之間

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Is.. is that the tip of your? 是...是你的小費(fèi)?

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

It's the tip of my dick 這是我的雞巴的尖端

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

No way! (Jesus has a Four foot dick) 沒(méi)辦法! (耶穌有一個(gè)四英尺家伙)

That's incredible how'd you... well you're Jesus! 這是令人難以置信的,你怎么......嗯国产区一区二区三区性色,你是耶穌!

(Of course!) Yeah (當(dāng)然中国黄色视频在线观看! )是啊

What do your balls look like? 什么是你的球是什么樣子?

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Let me.. let me tell you 讓我...讓我來(lái)告訴你

I thought to myself Jesus, you're Jesus 我心想耶穌,你是耶穌

What could you give yourself 還有什么比你給自己

that nobody else in the universe would have? 沒(méi)有其他人在宇宙中也有嗎?

Allow me to hike up my robe here (ahh) 請(qǐng)?jiān)试S我在這里加息了我的長(zhǎng)袍(吧辆潦悠翟谙吖劭础)

Clear balls - with goldfish swimming around in them! 清除球 - 周圍游動(dòng)的金魚(yú)在其中在线网址免费观看av!

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

That's inc.. look how cute they are! 這就是INC ..看看他們是如何可愛(ài)的人人在线人人操九!

There's like a little castle in there 這里就像一個(gè)小城堡在那里

(Castle, treasure chest, skeleton) (城堡欧美性色生活片在线观看视频,百寶箱,骨架)

And a little diving man, it's so cute 和一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)潛水的人最新日韩精品第一页,它是如此可愛(ài)

(Heh heh heh heh) (嘿嘿嘿嘿)

I could spend the whole day there (I'm sayin!) 我可以花一整天在那里(我在說(shuō)欧美性爱一,二,三区! )

When you're having sex with a women doesn't that... 當(dāng)你遇到一個(gè)女人做愛(ài)不說(shuō)...

Isn't that painful I mean it's gotta be! 是不是覺(jué)得痛苦我的意思是得是性爱视频人妻!

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Well let me tell you what I'd do I would magically just extend their cervix 那么,讓我告訴你我會(huì)怎么做日日摸夜夜摸人人看亚洲综合,我只是奇跡般地延長(zhǎng)宮頸

'til up to about their sternum (oh okay I see) 直到達(dá)到他們的胸骨(哦,沒(méi)關(guān)系喔)

or throat area and that generally makes it fine 或咽喉區(qū),并且通常會(huì)使細(xì)

But to tell you the truth, I 不過(guò)說(shuō)實(shí)話亚洲欧美日本一区二区综合,我

I'm not really having sex with women too much these days 我并不是真的做愛(ài)的女性太多,這些天

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Really? 真的嗎?

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

To tell you the truth I'm actually having sex with um 告訴你,我確實(shí)有與UM性愛(ài)真相

It's a creature of my own uh, imagining if you will (ohh) 這是我自己的的恩生物,想象如果你愿意(嗚嗚嗚)

I searched my imagination and thought what, what 我搜索我的想象亚洲黄色12级视频,以為是什么,有什么

What's the creature that I Jesus find most attractive? (Huh) 什么是生物欧美性爱肛交在线观看,我覺(jué)得耶穌最有吸引力免费欧洲毛片在线视频? (呵呵)

And it turns out it's kind of a, a dinosaur dragon bird type creature 而事實(shí)證明它的種類的,恐龍鳥(niǎo)龍類生物

It looks actually like you know when Discovery Channel was doing that thing 它看起來(lái)確實(shí)就像你知道什么時(shí)候探索頻道在做那件事

on like, you know what if raptors had feathers? 對(duì)像,你知道色哟哟在线精品,如果猛龍有羽毛?

(Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah I saw that - I saw that yeah) (哦精品国产国语对白AⅤ,是啊国产特黄特色视频网站,是啊是啊是啊人妻人操人人操人人插,我看到了 - 我看到了耶)

It looks a lot like that 它看起來(lái)很像是

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

But if you're Jesus you don't 但如果你是耶穌亚洲欧美人成人综合在线播放,你不

You don't really need Discovery Channel 你并不真的需要探索頻道

I mean you've seen the dinosaurs already 我的意思是你見(jiàn)過(guò)的恐龍已

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Nah that was uh before I was born actually 羅那呃之前,我實(shí)際上出生

(Ahh yeah) Yeah (yeah) (啊是癆片ねんね视频。┦前91无码精品xyz。ㄊ前。?/span>

Alright here let's get down to business 好吧男女视频在线免费看,下面就讓我們開(kāi)始談?wù)?/span>

I've got the list of things you did in your life here (ooh) 我已經(jīng)得到的東西,你在這里的生活做了列表(戶外)

Let's see you were a pretty bad drunk (yeah) 讓我們來(lái)看看你是一個(gè)非常糟糕的醉(耶)

You made a lot of stupid skits on your records (yeah) 您在您的記錄做了很多愚蠢的短劇(耶)

You did have thirty thousand MySpace friends 你們這樣做,有三萬(wàn)MySpace好友

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Yeah, yeah I did that's, that's true! 是的,我這樣做的能在线看av的网站,這是真的www狠狠干!

(That means something up here) (這意味著什么在這里)

Really? 真的嗎欧美福利大片?

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Yeah, you know who'd be interested to hear that? My buddy Lincoln 是的3p无码视频,你知道是誰(shuí)很想聽(tīng)到了嗎?我的好友林肯

HEY LINCOLN!! You know this guy's got thirty thousand MySpace friends? 嘿林肯国产精品熟女30p!你知道這家伙有三萬(wàn)MySpace的朋友嗎?

{Thirty thousand MySpace friends, is he usin bots?} {三萬(wàn)MySpace的朋友尤物网站,他是全光照機(jī)器人? }

I don't know, I'll ask him - are you usin bots? 我不知道久久女婷五月综合欧,我會(huì)問(wèn)他 - 你在全光照的機(jī)器人?

(No! It's just fan base) (不在线观看黄日本高清视频!這只是粉絲群)

No he's not usin bots, it's just fan base 不,他不是全光照的機(jī)器人欧美性a视频在线观看,它只是粉絲群

{Is he a porn star?} {他是一個(gè)色情明星好爽黄色视频? }

No it's not a porn star, it's mc chris {HUH!} 不亚洲中日韩欧美精品一区二区,它不是一個(gè)色情明星在欧美特级方面,想看欧美特级黄片,這是MC克里斯{呵呵亚洲屄屄视频网站! }

It's great; I've got, you know everybody 這很棒;我有,你知道大家都

{Hey Beethoven~!! This guy's got thirty thousand MySpace friends} {嘿貝多芬? 欧美、日韩黄片!這家伙有三萬(wàn)MySpace好友}

from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure up here 比爾和特德的優(yōu)秀冒險(xiǎn)在這里

(Oh that's cool, that's cool) (哦国产福利2019,這很酷五月婷婷精品视频6,很酷)

It's pretty... it's pretty cool 這實(shí)在是太...它很酷

{Thirty thousand MySpace friends! Is he using bots?} {三萬(wàn)MySpace的朋友!他是用機(jī)器人女的被男的c的免费视频? }

Except uh, Keanu 除了呃,基努

{Huh that's what I asked; nope, no bots} {嗯黄色视频免费看在线的,這就是我問(wèn);不,沒(méi)有漫游}

And uhh, Alex Winter 和侏儒人人干人人爱人人插,亞歷克斯冬天

{Is he a porn star?} {他是一個(gè)色情明星在线观看免费毛片高清? }

What are you deaf? 什么是你聾了嗎?

Or is that is that you or Mozart? 或者是黄色视频官方网站|视色,你還是莫扎特?

I can never remember 我永遠(yuǎn)記得

{BEEEEEEEEP} { } BEEEEEEEEP

   

[Secretary] [秘書(shū)]

That dragon bird lady is on line two again 那龍雀女士是兩線再次

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Ohhh this dragon bird won't leave me alone 噢噢噢這條龍鳥(niǎo)不會(huì)離開(kāi)我獨(dú)自一人

(Oh shit Jesus what'll we do?!) (哦欧美亚洲精品s区,媽的,耶穌那時(shí)我們?cè)趺崔kWwwww日本黄色视频? )

I try to be honest I try to say 我盡量說(shuō)實(shí)話,我試著說(shuō)

"Dragon bird, it's just a sex thing, I don't want a relationship" “龍鳥(niǎo)黄色工厂这里只有精品,它只是一個(gè)做愛(ài)的事情,我不想有關(guān)系”

(Right, right, right) (右无码3p,右,右)

This dragon bird is super into me, you gotta help me 這條龍鳥(niǎo)是超到了我日本中文字幕系列网址,你得幫幫我

You gotta help me out here 你得幫我在這里

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Well uh Jesus use your powers! 嗯呵狼友推荐网址,耶穌使用你的權(quán)力欧美第一次破苞视频在线看!

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Hmm yes!! How about this? We switch places 嗯,是的99久久无码!這個(gè)怎么樣天天爽天天透天天片a久久网?我們交換位置

You become Jesus, and I'll become you 你成為耶穌,我會(huì)成為你

and I'll go down to Earth and enjoy some moderate success as a nerd rapper 我會(huì)去到地球久久亚洲这里都是精品,并享受一些適度的成功作為一個(gè)書(shū)呆子說(shuō)唱歌手

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Well, I'm not just a nerd rapper 好吧一级毛片性爱视频网站,我不只是一個(gè)書(shū)呆子說(shuō)唱歌手

I rap about all kinds of stuff í說(shuō)唱各種東西

My music kind of transcends boundaries 種我的音樂(lè)超越國(guó)界

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Uhh suuuuuure it does 呃suuuuuure它

Alright, let's do this thing 好吧日本人黄色免费网站,讓我們做這件事情

[finger snap] {beeeeep boooop} [手指扣] { beeeeep boooop }

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Oh wow, a real beard, a full beard! 哇哦美女被啪到高潮喷奶水的网站,一個(gè)真正的大胡子999在线观看视频大全,一個(gè)完整的胡子!

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Oh wow a big fat baby face 哇哦大胖小子臉

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

A robe, a cool robe, and some bad-ass desert sandals! 長(zhǎng)袍,一個(gè)很酷的長(zhǎng)袍日韩十八禁大尺度三级片免费在线观看,和一些不好的屁股沙漠涼鞋!

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Oh look disgusting hobbit feet, great! 哦,看惡心的哈比人的腳福利国产在线,太棒了国产区在线!

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Well what'll we do now Jesus? 好東西就我們現(xiàn)在要做的耶穌?

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Now I'm going to open this trap door down here [door hinge sound] 現(xiàn)在,我要在這兒開(kāi)這樣的陷阱門[門鉸鏈聲音]

and climb down this ladder down to Earth 并爬下梯子下到地球

Here I go! Oh okay, over there are towels (right) 在這里,我走了淫荡淫乱一级黄色电影网址!哦,好吧,那邊是毛巾(右)

And the menus are in the drawer (okay) if you want to order out okay? 而且菜單中艹插舒服爽轮流视频,如果您想訂購(gòu)了好嗎抽屜(好吧) ?

Emergency numbers on the phone (right) 在手機(jī)上的緊急號(hào)碼(右)

And just have fun, remember to have fun 而就玩得開(kāi)心日韩天堂2017,記得有樂(lè)趣

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

I will Jesus you have fun too (alright byyyye!) 我耶穌你玩得開(kāi)心過(guò)(好吧byyyye 欧美性爱b啪啪! )

Alright later Jesus, good luck! 好了以后国产精品第8页,耶穌黄色网站入口观看,祝你好運(yùn)永久网站!

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Climbing down the ladder 爬下梯子

Climbing down to earth 登山腳踏實(shí)地

Climbing down and I'm climbing down the ladder and oh my God! 爬下国产中文,我爬下梯子人人伦av社区,天澳腥瞬迮说牡紫碌幕粕氖悠怠!

The ladder ended too soon!!!! (Jesus!) 梯子很快就結(jié)束了!!!! (耶穌91精品高清在线看入口! )

Why didn't they finish building this ladder?!?! (What are you doing?!) 為什么他們不完成建立這個(gè)梯子国内精品99久免费视频?!国内自拍偷拍视频网站?亚洲天堂网2020! (你在干什么国产日韩欧美色另类? )

Oh my God, I'm falling! (Jesus don't fall!) 噢曰本性网,我的上帝在线视频青草亚洲,我跌倒国产三级免费在线! (耶穌不倒91久久婷婷人人澡人人澡! )

Help me!! (Oh no!) 幫我777性视频! (哦日韩精品激情视频网站在线观看,不亚洲欧美小说图片! )

Use your new Jesus powers to help me! 使用新的耶穌權(quán)力激情图片视频,幫幫我吧色综合欧美色综合七久久!

(My new Jesus - what do I do?) (我的新耶穌 - 我該怎么辦亚洲黄色网站干干干? )

Help me I'm falling! (Uhhh, parachute!) 幫我,我墜落国产粗口粗暴国产一级视频! (唔欧美成人嘿咻在线视频,跳傘日韩精品无码加勒比综合! )

Come on! 來(lái)吧群P网址!

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Para.. I just conjured up a parachute 第..我只是編造了一個(gè)降落傘

Jesus I'm throwing it down to you!! 耶穌2021欧美精品视频在线,我把它扔落在你身上蜜芽tv国产精品一级毛片!

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Parachute? That's the worst idea! 降落傘高清在线观看免费黄色视频?這是最糟糕的主意看电影5566AV资源站手机版!

Don't you know that the laws of physics dictate 難道你不知道,物理定律決定

that two objects at different masses fall at the same speed? 在不同質(zhì)量的兩個(gè)物體落下的速度相同?

That parachute (catch the parachute!) 這降落傘(趕降落傘成年a大片免费视频! )

No it'll never reach me you idiot 不欧美日韩性生活,它永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)達(dá)到我亚洲黄色在线观看网站,你這個(gè)白癡

Oh I'm falling! (Catch it, look for the parachute!) 哦免费黄色网址直接进入,我墜落欧美精品中文字幕在线视频! (抓住它国产AAA免费黄色视频,尋找降落傘欧美性爱精品店! )

Oh my God I'm hitting the Earth's atmosphere at tremendous speed 哦,我的上帝国产精品99久久99,我打了地球的大氣層以驚人的速度

(Look for the parachute Jesus!) (尋找降落傘耶穌黄色视频A片免费在线观看! )

Oh the friction is causing me to burn up in the atmosphere 哦摩擦使我燃燒起來(lái)的氣氛

(Do you see a parachute!?) Oh my God! I don't see a parachute (你看到一個(gè)降落傘!国产一线天精品视频? )哦农村一级黄色毛片网站,我的上帝国产在线一区二区三区麻豆!我沒(méi)有看到一個(gè)降落傘

My eyeballs are burning out! (Jesus, Jesus no!) 我的眼球都燒了欧美色中色! (耶穌欧美A色黄毛一片,耶穌沒(méi)有中国特大性交无码视频! )

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Oh my god! I'm ash I'm pure ash and I'm falling to earth! (Oh Jesus!) 哦国外激情视频免费,我的上帝www.国产精品久久久久久!我灰我是純粹的灰夜间福利av,我墜落到地球久久精品国精品亚州! (哦耶穌com.一区二区久久特! )

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Oh I'm falling... and I'm lining on the mountain tops 哦,我墜落...... 欧美性爱网三级,我襯上山頂

Oh the cool mountain tops (so peaceful) 哦色色九九九,涼爽的山風(fēng)(很平靜)

Oh the snow is cooling my charred ash (Jesus is okay, whew) 哦雪制冷我燒焦的灰燼(耶穌是好的,噢)

OH GOD!!!!!!!! Oh skiers are skiing on me! 哦操人人操网,上帝!!!!!!!!哦滑雪者滑雪的我榴莲视频下载ios下载!

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Ahh Jesus you're being skied on! 耶穌啊你被滑雪吧!

(Skiers are skiing all over me!) (滑雪者滑雪對(duì)我的一切2021日本三级片! )

Oh Jesus! 哦耶穌美熟妇免费一区二区三区四区!

(I don't wanna die here!) (我并不想死在這里中文字暮-色哟哟! )

Oh Jesus you poor soul! 哦,耶穌在线无码不卡大黄,你的靈魂可憐三级黄在线播放!

(Ohhhh and I'm dead) (天上免费一级a一片手机看,我已經(jīng)死了)

You died twice! (I'm dead) 你死了兩次A片毛免费欢看! (我死了)

You're dead twice (I'm dead) 你死了兩次(我死了)

   

[harp music playing] [豎琴音樂(lè)播放]

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Well that didn't work (sorry dude) 好了国产午夜天堂免费观看AV,沒(méi)有工作(對(duì)不起伙計(jì))

Obviously I died and, my soul came back to heaven 很顯然,我死了免费观看国产噜噜视频网站,我的靈魂回到了天堂

Hey, are you St. Peter? 嘿人人草av在线,你是圣彼得啊啊疼轻点视频?

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

What? No, dude 什么?不,伙計(jì)

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

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[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

You're always fuckin with me Jesus you son of a 你總是他媽的跟我的耶穌,你的兒子

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Oh man I got you 哦,人我給你

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

You got me! 你有我人操人人摸人人干!

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

Hey kid! 嘿小子!

   

[mc chris] [MC克里斯]

Yeah? 是嗎?

   

[Jesus] [耶穌]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! 滾出我的辦公室主任!

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歌詞 The Package (Skit) 的中文對(duì)照歌詞翻譯地址:http://gzsyzz.cn/lyrics/lyric/the-package-skit/