[Spoken:] [口語： ]

   

[Danny Sexbang:] [丹尼Sexbang ： ]

Hello, and welcome to "Talking Video Games." 您好超碰在线免费精品，歡迎來到“會(huì)說話的電子游戲。 ”

Today's subject is "Games with Simple Plots." 今天的主題是“用簡單的繪圖游戲91黄色在线观看免费观看。 ”

I'd like to welcome our guests. 我想歡迎我們的客人AV免费九九在线观看。

Would each of you please say who you are, and give a brief summary of the plot of your game? 請問你們每個(gè)人請說你是誰欧美一级黄色片99，給你的游戲的劇情簡要免费在线观看特黄色无码不卡大黄片？

   

[Pac-Man (Egoraptor):] [吃豆人（ Egoraptor ） ： ]

YES HELLO MY NAME IS PAC-MAN AND I EAT DOTS AND FRUIT 是你好，我的名字是PAC -MAN和我吃了點(diǎn)和水果

   

[DK (Danny):] [ DK （丹尼） ： ]

My name is Donkey Kong, I throw barrels at a guy. 我的名字是金剛性a视频在线观看，我扔在桶的家伙国产一igao视频网。

   

[Cloud (Ego):] [云（自我） ： ]

Hi, I'm Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII. My game's plot is pretty simple. It goes like this... 嗨，我是云紛爭最終幻想VII 曰韩欧美不卡片。我的游戲的劇情非常簡單91丨九色丨喷水。它是這樣的...

   

[music] [音樂]

   

[Cloud:] [云： ]

I was a mercenary working for the AVALANCHE gang 我是一個(gè)傭兵工作雪崩團(tuán)伙

Awesome eco-terrorists who you'd probably wanna bang 真棒生態(tài)恐怖分子，你想誰可能想爆炸

I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid 我被陷在一個(gè)反應(yīng)器我上次空襲后不久99热精品3，

And got shot into a slum, where I could have gotten "squaids." 并獲得拍攝成一個(gè)貧民窟美足AV无码一区二区，在那里我可以得到“ squaids 。 ”

That's squirrel AIDS, for anyone who's wondering at home 這是松鼠艾滋病的人誰是想在家里

Anyway, I met a girl inside the Midgar zone 無論如何精品国产一区二区三区国产区，我認(rèn)識(shí)了一個(gè)女孩米德加區(qū)內(nèi)

Her name was Aerith and I soon became her bodyguard 她的名字是Aerith 久久黄色国产精品，我很快就成了她的保鏢

She knew how to work a staff, and she made my body hard 她知道如何工作的工作人員，她讓我的身體硬

   

[Danny:] [丹尼： ]

Okay Cloud, this is getting complex 好吧云亚洲婷婷在线视频，這是越來越復(fù)雜

So I'm gonna move on to one of our other guests -- 所以我到我們的其他嘉賓之一會(huì)招 -

   

[Cloud:] [云： ]

I knew that Aerith was a Cetra 我知道Aerith是外貿(mào)協(xié)會(huì)

   

[Danny:] [丹尼： ]

...excuse me, I was singing-- ......原諒我国产精品久久无码HD毛片，我是singing--

   

[Cloud:] [云： ]

She could lead us to a Promised Land where energy was springing 她能帶領(lǐng)我們到應(yīng)許之地，其中能量涌現(xiàn)

I went to rescue her, but I was captured and detained (Um --) 我去營救她国产精品特级女人18毛片A毛片，但我被抓獲并拘留（庵 - ）

There I met Red XIII, a talking lion with a mane (Cloud --) 在那里国产激情无码视频一区二区三区，我遇到了紅十三午夜日韩电影免费观看，一只會(huì)說話的獅子有鬃毛（云 - ）

The president of Shinra was shot by Sephiroth 神羅的總統(tǒng)被槍殺的Sephiroth

A super-evil JENOVA-style monster clone jerkoff (Hey!--) 阿超惡杰諾瓦風(fēng)格的怪物克隆jerkoff （嘿 - ！ ）

We learned about JENOVA, got our things and then departed 我們了解了杰諾瓦在线视频色九色，得到了我們的東西国产大片免费视频在线观看，然后離去

   

[Danny:] [丹尼： ]

Wait, I'm totally confused-- 等一下，我完全confused--

   

[Cloud:] [云： ]

I haven't even gotten started 我還沒有得到啟動(dòng)

We met Cait Sith, as well as Vincent, Cid, and Yuffie 我們遇到了創(chuàng)新科技顧問西斯欧美性交黄，還有文森特人人草人人艹，CID，和尤菲

We had gotten very tired, and my balls were kinda poofy 我們已經(jīng)得到了非常累三级国产网站，我的球是有點(diǎn)poofy

So Aerith let us rest, her tired ass continued on 所以Aerith讓我們休息黄色视频免费观看网页，她疲倦的屁股繼續(xù)

Until Sephiroth killed her, and then she turned into a swan (What?!--) 直到Sephiroth的殺了她，然后她變成一只天鵝（這是什么日韩精品天天在线观看视频免费网站？ - 美国精品偷拍网！ ）

WAIT! That didn't happen. Sorry, let me get rebooted 等待！這并沒有發(fā)生无码av免费一区二区三区。對不起小黄片无码视频，讓我重新啟動(dòng)

This is sort of where the plot gets a little convoluted 這有點(diǎn)其中的情節(jié)變得有點(diǎn)令人費(fèi)解

An earthquake happened, then it started snowing like December 地震發(fā)生了，那么它開始下雪像十二月

Then some other shit went down that I don't seem to remember 那么其他一些狗屎去了电影网无码，我好像不記得

   

[Danny:] [丹尼： ]

You're using up the whole show, Cloud, please take a rest 你使用了整場演出在线日韩素人自拍网站视频播放免费，云，請好好休息吧

So let's hear from one of our many other fine guests 因此亚洲欧美日韩精品视频，讓我們從我們的諸多優(yōu)良一位客人聽到

Q*bert, what's your game about? Q * BERT 国产欧美三级片网站，什么是你的游戲呢？

   

[Q*bert (Ego):] [ Q * BERT （自我） ： ]

I jump on blocks! 我跳的塊欧美在线精品视频a美国网站！

   

[Danny:] [丹尼： ]

And you, Asteroids ship? 而你色综合久久中文字幕专区一区，小行星出貨？

   

[Asteroids ship (Ego):] [小行星船（自我） ： ]

I blow up rocks. 我吹了巖石WWW.午夜一级片.COM。

   

[Cloud:] [云： ]

Back to my story, Sephiroth was casting spells 回到我的故事午夜精品影院， Sephiroth的是施法

To make a giant Meteor, and blow Gaia to hell 為了使一個(gè)巨大的流星，吹蓋亞地獄

   

[Glass Joe (Danny):] [玻璃喬（丹尼） ： ]

Wait, that doesn't make sense, how on earth would you know...? 等等jizzjizz18，這是沒有意義的日韩美女福利网址在线观看视频免费，如何在地球上，你會(huì)知道嗎一级A片在线看无码免费？

   

[Cloud:] [云： ]

Shut your stupid French mouth 閉上你的笨嘴法國

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[Danny:] [丹尼： ]

I'm so sorry 我很抱歉

I'm gonna cut your story short 我要砍你的故事很短

Your plot is way too friggin' crazy, and we've got 你的情節(jié)是太受詛咒的“瘋了密黄片啪啪啪，我們有

One more guest we need to meet 還有一個(gè)客人，我們需要滿足

And here he is now! 在這里japan无码，他就是現(xiàn)在人人操人人爱一区二区！

   

[Frogger (Danny):] [青蛙過河（丹尼） ： ]

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[Cloud:] [云： ]

Fuck you, Frogger! 你他媽的天天日天天干天天色，青蛙過河！

I killed Hojo and I went to the planet's core 我殺了北條国际a片区视频，我去了地球的核心

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We defeated Sephiroth, who was now in god-like form 我們打敗Sephiroth的，現(xiàn)在誰是神狀

And we cast a Holy spell to stop the asteroid storm 我們投下了神圣的咒語阻止小行星風(fēng)暴

The Lifestream stopped the Meteor, the whole planet was saved 該Lifestream停止了流星狼友官网首页二，整個(gè)地球被拯救

   

[Dig Dug (Danny):] [挖挖（丹尼） ： ]

After hearing that plot, I think I have to go shave 聽說劇情后欧美快射视频合集，我覺得我必須去刮胡子

   

[Cloud:] [云： ]

You got somethin' to say, Dig Dug?! You wanna fucking go -- 你有事端說，掏挖欧美俄罗斯插插性视频？你想他媽的去 -

wait why's this hose in my ass OH JESUS GOD NO!!! -- 等待為什么是這個(gè)軟管在我的屁股俄亥俄州耶穌為神號(hào)在线观看免费毛片！ -

   

[explosion] [爆炸]