Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? 為什么大麻不合法？為什么大麻不合法？

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. 這是一種天然的植物国际a片播放，生長(zhǎng)在泥土。

Do you know what's not natural? 你知道什么是不自然？

80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. 80年老帥哥硬的插件免费观看黄色网站视频免费观看黄色。這不是自然的。

But we got pills for that. 但是亚洲人妻网页，我們得到了藥片的欧美黄色A片免费在线观看。

We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, 我們奉獻(xiàn)我們所有的醫(yī)療資源，以保持老家伙直立√天堂中文www官网av，

but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? 但我們把人民的利益在監(jiān)獄的東西在线日本高清www免费看，生長(zhǎng)在泥土？

   

You know we have more prescription drugs now. 你知道亚洲日本一区二区三区，我們有更多的處方藥了亚洲网中文字幕。

Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. 自帶電視上每一個(gè)商業(yè)是一種處方藥廣告。

I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. 沒有想到我有五個(gè)嚴(yán)重的疾病www.干干干.cao，我不能看電視了四分鐘亚洲福利精品一区。

Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" 如： “你有沒有喚醒疲倦的早晨？ ”

Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. 噢人人干人人操人人上，我的上帝亚洲xx视频，我有這個(gè)，寫下來性行为黄色网站。不管是什么国产美女久久精品香蕉69，我有。

Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: 有一半的時(shí)間我什至不知道商業(yè)是什么：

people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. 人們?cè)谔镩g跑步或放風(fēng)箏，或在海洋中游泳亚洲无码在线天堂。

I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? 我很喜歡就是最大的疾病不斷广西A级黄色视频。你怎么弄的？

That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. 這種疾病配備了辣妹和一只小狗欧美大片性网址。

   

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. 現(xiàn)在的學(xué)校：它是所有關(guān)于自尊在現(xiàn)在的學(xué)校a黄色视频在线观看。

Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. 建立孩子的自尊，讓他們自我感覺良好色哟哟国产精品网站在线观看。

If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? 如果每個(gè)人都長(zhǎng)大了高自尊一区二区三区熟女少妇视频，誰(shuí)將會(huì)在我們的脫衣舞俱樂部跳舞嗎？

What's going to happen to our porno industry? 什么會(huì)發(fā)生在我們的色情行業(yè)a片无码在线观看网址？

These women don't just grown on trees. 這些婦女不只是長(zhǎng)在樹上3yz14.com。

It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. 這需要大量的醉爸爸失蹤的獨(dú)舞表演的你決定吹一只羊在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)上50美元之前。

And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection? 如果這消失了亚洲中文字幕性爱视频， 亚洲一级黄色片，這會(huì)讓我在周五晚上與我的新高速連接？

   

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. 主謀是來了所有的時(shí)間一個(gè)字看免费老太婆一级毛片。

You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. 你不斷聽到這些恐怖分子策劃在中東地區(qū)被打死91综合干。

Terrorists masterminds. 恐怖分子主謀。

Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think? 主謀是那種崇高的方式來描述這些家伙做什么欧美一级特黄A片免费看是日本牲，你不覺得嗎日本男女操逼大片免a费观看视频三区？

They're not masterminds. 他們不是主謀。

"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?" “好了黄色视频搞得啊啊啊叫，你把炸彈吧国产三男一女4P免费视频下载？你把你的背包里，而你在公交車讓你吹你自己了国产无码Av动漫在线观看。好吧美女www片免费？ ”

"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:" “我為什么要炸掉自己了，為什么我就不能99riav国产原创国产精品？ ”

"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?" “誰(shuí)是他媽的主謀嗎久久午夜中文字幕无码？我還是你嗎？”

   

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. 美國(guó)人久久免费经典黄色视频，讓我們面對(duì)現(xiàn)實(shí)吧：我們一直是一個(gè)被寵壞的國(guó)家很長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間好硬好湿好大好爽好紧。

Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? 你知道什么是美國(guó)的頭號(hào)健康威脅是？

Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. 肥胖在线日韩片精品免费观看。他們說久久久久久九九99精品，我們是在一個(gè)肥胖的中間。

An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day. 喜歡它的流行是小兒麻痹癥WWW,色色色色色色色,。就像我們會(huì)在一天告訴我們的大孩子了免费黄色网站看看。

The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. 偉大的肥胖流行病2004年能看黄的网站在线一区。

"How'd you get through it grandpa?" “你是怎么熬過來的爺爺？ ”

"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere." “哦国产亚洲午夜福利专区，這太可怕了約翰尼久久频这里精品99，有芝士和豬排無處不在。 ”

   

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. 沒有人知道為何越來越胖偷拍盗摄ⅩⅩⅩⅩⅩ亚洲人？看看我們的生活方式30分钟黄色视频永久免费的网站。

I'll sit at a drive thru. 我就坐在一個(gè)驅(qū)動(dòng)器直通。

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. 我會(huì)坐下來代替起床做八足步行到完全空的柜臺(tái)后面有其他的15輛汽車国产xx视频在线。

Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. 一切都是大型餐国产91ⅴ在线精品免费观看，超大型。想大不了薯?xiàng)l性久久，超大型欧洲性交网，想去大。

You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it! 你想擁有30漢堡的鎳你胖母親笨蛋国内毛片免费A级视频。這里的房間在后面亚洲精品国产日本能看黄网站。拿去吧！

Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents. 要可樂的55加侖桶用呢国模私拍一区二区？它只有三個(gè)多美分。

   

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. 有時(shí)你不得不忍受在你的青春一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)地激勵(lì)自己在以后的生活中取得成功日韩视频自拍第二页在线播放网站。

Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? 你想A片欧美AAAAAA，如果比爾·蓋茨被公司裁掉了高中，你覺得還會(huì)有一個(gè)Microsoft 黄片一级无码视频在线？

Of course not. 當(dāng)然不是性爱裸体视频。

You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, 你得花很長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間在自己的更衣室與你的內(nèi)衣推了你的屁股，你開始思考之前啪啪啪网战，

"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them." “你會(huì)看到福利微拍日韩精品，我要帶電腦的世界！我會(huì)告訴他們久久黄色大片视频免费无码。 ”

   

We're in one of the richest countries in the world, 我們?cè)谧罡挥械膰?guó)家在世界上日韩性视频网站，

but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. 但最低工資是低于它是三十五年了。

There are homeless people everywhere. 有無家可歸的人隨處可見欧美一级A片色视。

This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. 這無家可歸的人問我要錢的一天精品熟女少妇AV免费久。

I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. 我正要給他，然后我以為他會(huì)使用它的藥物或酒精亚洲欧美日韩国产综合在线。

And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. 然后我想欧美一级性爱aaa片，這就是我要使用它。

Why am I judging this poor bastard. 為什么我判斷這個(gè)可憐的混蛋国产九九视频一区二区在线。

People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it. 人們喜歡來判斷無家可歸的人国产最新色图亚洲欧美p。如果你給他們錢黑人免费肏大屄视频，像他們只是去浪費(fèi)它。

Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? 嗯av在线免费观看不卡一区，他住在一個(gè)盒子里国产一级优女在线视频，你想要什么他做什么？?jī)?chǔ)起來97网亚洲影院在线观看，買了墻單元黄色网站一级视频？

Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless. 取少許跑到店里一拋地毯和CD架？他是無家可歸无码人妻夜夜爽。

I walked behind this guy the other day. 我走后面這家伙的一天黄色毛片黄大全。

A homeless guy asked him for money. 一個(gè)無家可歸的人問他要錢。

He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum. 他看起來正確的無家可歸的人深夜福利影院，說你為什么不去找人You Bum工作久久久久久免费免费理论。

People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. 人們總是說，無家可歸的人喜歡它是那么容易ⅹxx日本。

This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. 這無家可歸的人穿著他的內(nèi)褲脫下褲子外面国产精品视频中文字幕免费看。

Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. 外他的褲子。我猜他的簡(jiǎn)歷是不是所有的更新自拍偷拍2019。

I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. 我預(yù)測(cè)在面試過程中的一些問題性生活爱爱网址。

I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy. 我敢肯定，即使麥當(dāng)勞擁有“內(nèi)衣里面去的褲子”的政策中日韩十逼高清无码视频。

Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books. 這并不是說他們執(zhí)行它確實(shí)嚴(yán)格亚洲中文高清有码在线，但在技術(shù)上我敢肯定，這是書本上的人人射人人干人人操。