Aquarius 水瓶座

There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus 有一個(gè)在你未來(lái)的旅行時(shí)，你的舌頭凍結(jié)到超速車(chē)的后面

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day 打捶一個(gè)痣17小時(shí)每天填補(bǔ)這一空白在你的狗命

   

Pisces 雙魚(yú)座

Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus 盡量避免任何的處女座還是獅子座與埃博拉病毒

You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say 你是舞蹈的真正的主人人爽人人干人人操人人，不管那些白癡在工作中說(shuō)

   

Aries 白羊座

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon 你臉上的表情會(huì)是無(wú)價(jià)的色五月天小说，當(dāng)你發(fā)現(xiàn)在你的結(jié)腸的40磅西瓜

Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep 貿(mào)易牙刷與白化侏儒，然后給出一個(gè)吻痕來(lái)梅麗爾·斯特里普

   

Taurus 金牛座

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? 你永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)找到真正的幸福 - 你要做什么中国黄色a片在线观看，哭什么呢一级做全人爱国产乱伦视频？

The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep 星星預(yù)知明天，你會(huì)醒來(lái)，做了一堆東西被干视频，然后回去睡覺(jué)

   

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) 這是你的星座預(yù)測(cè)今日（那是你的星座的今天）

That's your horoscope for today 這是你的星座今天

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) 這是你的星座預(yù)測(cè)今日（那是你的星座的今天）

That's your horoscope for today 這是你的星座今天

   

Gemini 雙子座

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence 你的生日派對(duì)會(huì)在你爆炸脹氣再次毀了

Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest 你的愛(ài)情生活將會(huì)遇到麻煩時(shí)超爽超舒服黄色一级A片视频，你的未婚夫，通過(guò)你的胸部用力投擲標(biāo)槍

   

Cancer 癌癥

The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud 木星的位置狠狠色欧美亚洲综合色2019，說(shuō)日韩在线观看自拍网址视频免费，你應(yīng)該花了一周的臉休息倒在泥

Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test 盡量不要推的膠帶了你的鼻子一卷，同時(shí)把你的駕駛測(cè)試

   

Leo 獅子座

Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no 現(xiàn)在不是一個(gè)好時(shí)機(jī)欧美视频在线中文字幕，復(fù)印你的屁股和主食它給你的老板的臉毛片AAAAAAA免费视频，哦，不

Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik 吃金槍魚(yú)味布丁桶，然后用一加侖草莓快客洗下來(lái)

   

Virgo 處女座

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you 所有處女座的人非常友好，聰明的 - 除了你

Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick 當(dāng)風(fēng)在一根木棍上用你的頭刺穿今天想到一個(gè)大大的驚喜

   

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) 這是你的星座預(yù)測(cè)今日（那是你的星座的今天）

That's your horoscope for today 這是你的星座今天

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) 這是你的星座預(yù)測(cè)今日（那是你的星座的今天）

That's your horoscope for today 這是你的星座今天

   

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely 現(xiàn)在91字幕网中文国产，你可能會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)它不可思議或至少是有點(diǎn)不太可能

that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have 該行星和恒星的相對(duì)位置可以有

a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, 一個(gè)特殊的深層意義或意義，專(zhuān)門(mén)適用于只有你另类图片亚洲色图，

but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions 但讓我給你我保證這些預(yù)測(cè)和預(yù)測(cè)

are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have 都是基于可靠的科學(xué)，書(shū)證久久精品视频在线，所以你必須

to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true. 是某種白癡的沒(méi)有意識(shí)到国产性交一级片，他們中的每一個(gè)是絕對(duì)正確的。

   

Where was I? 我在哪里AV无码午夜福利一区二区三区？

   

Libra 天秤座

A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you 大促銷(xiāo)是指日可待的人多有才華的你

Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week 笑是最好的藥亚洲美女高潮久久久久久，請(qǐng)記住，當(dāng)你的闌尾下周連發(fā)

   

Scorpio 天蝎座

Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window 準(zhǔn)備好A几黄色视频，當(dāng)你跌倒從開(kāi)著的窗戶(hù)尖叫意外之旅

Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak 工作有點(diǎn)困難改善你的自卑xx视频网站，你這個(gè)愚蠢的怪胎

   

Sagittarius 射手座

All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) 所有的朋友都在笑你背后（殺人）

Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den 取下歐內(nèi)斯特·博格寧的你有掛在你的書(shū)房所有這些裸照

   

Capricorn 摩羯座

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying 星星說(shuō)，你是一個(gè)令人興奮和美好的人中文av在线网站，但你知道他們?cè)谡f(shuō)謊

If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again 如果我是你亚洲特大黄色网站，我就鎖住我的門(mén)窗永遠(yuǎn)永遠(yuǎn)永遠(yuǎn)永遠(yuǎn)永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)再離開(kāi)我的房子

   

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) 這是你的星座預(yù)測(cè)今日（那是你的星座的今天）

That's your horoscope for today 這是你的星座今天

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) 這是你的星座預(yù)測(cè)今日（那是你的星座的今天）

That's your horoscope for today 這是你的星座今天

   

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) 這是你的星座預(yù)測(cè)今日（那是你的星座的今天）

That's your horoscope for today 這是你的星座今天

That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay) 這是你的星座預(yù)測(cè)今日（耶耶耶耶耶）

That's your horoscope for today 這是你的星座今天